neighbor issues

[TexasT]

Get a red sharpie and correct her grammar mistakes. Tell her to try again lol.

x2

if she has dogs, some hotdog pieces with exlax in them
I also liked the rock salt and "weed" seed ideas.

[helosailor]

Better yet, what's her address and I'll fuckin' knock down her fuckin' box.

That may finally be what it takes to calm her down.

[Pooter]

Road salt+ her front yard OR

flying diarrhea water balloons at her front porch?

[Snatch Napkin]

Road salt+ her front yard OR

flying diarrhea water balloons at her front porch?

That's some fucking dedication, man!!!

[Pooter]

That's some fucking dedication, man!!!

Its just a new take on the flaming bag of shit.

Now, how you fill them up, haven't crossed that bridge yet....

[Forever_frost]

Its just a new take on the flaming bag of shit.

Now, how you fill them up, haven't crossed that bridge yet....

That part is easy. Pour it in a funnel

[asphaltjunkie]

That part is easy. Pour it in a funnel

Awwww, goddamnit!!!! THAT is dedication....

Sent from my LGL45C using Tapatalk 2

[ma67cpe]

Get a red sharpie and correct her grammar mistakes. Tell her to try again lol.

lmao that is greatness

[ma67cpe]

That's what I was thinking-- She's a complete and total bitch because negative attention is better than no attention. How old is she, btw?

I have no idea. she has never spoken to any of the people around her in 8 years. Nobody knows her. If I was to gues I would say at least in her 40s

[ma67cpe]

Its just a new take on the flaming bag of shit.

Now, how you fill them up, haven't crossed that bridge yet....

Lol Ill send you the address wade but I do not want to know anything from there.

[crapstang]

Road salt+ her front yard OR

flying diarrhea water balloons at her front porch?

This is why you probably shouldn't turn to DFWM for advice.
Murder and flying diarrhea water balloons.

[Treasure Chest]

I have no idea. she has never spoken to any of the people around her in 8 years. Nobody knows her. If I was to gues I would say at least in her 40s

Lord, I was thinking she was 90 or so. 40's-50's, no. If she didn't survive the Great Depression and WWII, she hasn't earned the right to be an unprovoked bitch. I'd let Wade at her.

[YALE]

Handle your business, OP:

http://www.paladin-press.com/category/Revenge

[Tannerm]

God, does every neighborhood have there ass? My Neighbor across the street is a crotchety old man who is always in his yard working on it. U wave or say hi he just shrugs it off. About a year ago, Jim and I were working on my then project. Just replaced the cam and was setting timing in the garage. It was 10pm. We were revving it, just idling. He came to the edge of my driveway, and waited till I came to him. I'm sweaty, tired, and dirty but still greater him nicely. He proceeds to tell me that I am being too loud and he is trying to sleep. He also had the balls to say that he knows I'm a cop and that I apparently don't respect the FTWPD rules and laws... I bit my lip and said "ok..." He said hes calling the police. I walked back to my house. I turned off the truck and told Jim we were done. I didn't want to upset this poor old man anymore. 15 minutes roll by and fort worths finest show up. I told em they were here for me. I explained the situation and they shook there heads. One kinda pointed at crotchet mans house asking if it was him. I said yes. I told him what he said to me and id'ed myself and they laughed. Hey said they get calls from him all the time for bs stuff. We have these folks too in my city and there isn't anything we can do but Goto the call... We cut it up for a about 20 minutes before they cleared. I hope peepaw was watching...
Vent off...

[ma67cpe]

She just called the cops again. It was about 45 minutes ago. Yes I know it is late but it is me and 3 other people with no music playing exc. My fence is up and I thought this would have stopped.