neighbor issues

[94form2000z]

Damnit, I hate posts with pics while I am at work..

What does the letter say?

[DamonH]

wow ... what a miserable bitch! I don't think there is much you can do, just make sure you follow all laws to a "T". She looks like she's got nothing better to do then to try and make everyone's life as miserable as hers. The only way to deal with that is the same in return.

[racrguy]

Start throwing marijuana seeds in her front gardens. The problem will eventually solve itself.

Best plan yet.

[bcoop]

Obviously, she needs a good fucking. Get to it.

[mikec]

Obviously, she needs a good fucking. Get to it.

She could be older but doable!

[chuckacosta]

I have nothing to contribute to the resolve of your issue. But all I have to say is fuck that bitch. God I can't stand piece of shit people like that!

[bcoop]

She could be older but doable!

I've seen some of the broads Board members fuck. She could be old, 300 lbs, and look like Dog the Bounty Hunter, and she'd still be a step up.

[Cooter]

pray for her death

[chuckacosta]

I've seen some of the broads Board members fuck. She could be old, 300 lbs, and look like Dog the Bounty Hunter, and she'd still be a step up.

lol

[Randy]

Start throwing marijuana seeds in her front gardens. The problem will eventually solve itself.

Lol... funny i was going to say plant drugs in her house and call the police.

[TRAXX]

Sounds like someone that has too much time on their hands. Just make sure you have copies of the related code, make sure the contractor follows it and ignore her. If she comes over to bitch tell her you dont appreciate her coming over "unannounced" and then hand her copies of the code. And lol about her contacting a real estate attorney about your plans to DESTROY the fence. Nothing but scare tactics.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Throw a big ass party, live band and the whole deal. Get a noise permit first, so that when she calls the cops, you are clear.

After she does, politely walk over and ask if she would like this to be a weekly party, or if she would like to straighten up and be a good neighbor.

[GeorgeG.]

Since she gave you a phone # to schedule a visit...I'd call her, tell her you'd like to speak with her. Then, when you've been given permission to "encroach" on her property, proceed to tell her that if she ever places unauthorized mail in your mailbox that you'll press charges (even though that probably won't happen, she doesn't know that), then let her know that if she ever "encroaches" on your property, that you'll then proceed to file trespassing charges.

I'd put 100% into ruining that old bitches day every time she saw me...but that's just me....aside from that, I'm a really nice guy...but man I hate being F'd with.

[347Mike]

I would tell her if she wants to be a Bitch Nazi she should have moved into a HOA.

[downshift_me]

3 mariachi bands would work famously. Cinco De Mayo is tomorrow....lol