Oh nuts!

[JC316]

Since when has crushed testicles been a life threatening thing? I mean, I know it'll make you feel like dying, but I'm not understanding how just squeezing this guys jewels made him die?

Article claims that his adrenaline spiked so much from the pain that it caused a heart attack.

[Cooter]

So horny.

baaahahahahaha!!!!

[LS1Goat]

I bet you dollars to donuts this story makes it on an upcoming 1,000 Ways To Die episode.

[mustang_revival]

lmao, her nickname is the nut cracker