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    Chinese man dies after having testicles squeezed by woman in parking spat
    Posted: Apr 27, 2012 11:05 PM EDT
    Updated: Apr 27, 2012 11:05 PM EDT
    Source: NewsCore

    HAIKOU CITY, China -- A shop owner has died in southern China after a woman squeezed his testicles until he collapsed during a spat over a parking space.

    The woman, 41, attempted to park her scooter in front of the man's shop in Haikou City so she could pick up her child from elementary school, China News 24 reported.

    But the man, 42, refused to let her stop there.

    According to the report, which was gaining international attention Friday, the woman then called her husband and brother to come and support her, and it resulted in a fight with the shop owner.

    During the fight, the woman grabbed the man's testicles and squeezed them until he fell to the floor.

    He was taken to the hospital and later pronounced dead.

  • #2
    Elvis tried to do the same thing to me with his mouth once.

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    • #3
      That would be funnier if I didn't cringe so much reading about it.

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      • #4
        He should have punched her in her Vulva/va ja ja

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Zfan View Post
          He should have punched her in her Vulva/va ja ja
          All that would do is make her angry...go for the tits man, the tits.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ratt View Post
            All that would do is make her angry...go for the tits man, the tits.
            correct. straight texas tittie twister on that ho!

            god bless.
            It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
              correct. straight texas tittie twister on that ho!

              god bless.
              Did Talisman punch you in the man-boobs?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ted View Post
                Did Talisman punch you in the man-boobs?
                with his mouth!

                god bless.
                It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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                • #9
                  Since when has crushed testicles been a life threatening thing? I mean, I know it'll make you feel like dying, but I'm not understanding how just squeezing this guys jewels made him die?
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                  • #10
                    Deez nuts

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                    • #11
                      So horny.
                      Ded

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                        correct. straight texas tittie twister on that ho!

                        god bless.
                        X2. Va ja ja is built to take a pounding.

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                        • #13
                          I guess she didn't love him long long time...

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                          • #14
                            All that yankee crankee at the massage parlor really gave her the gi joe kung fu grip. I think this must be the official worst way to die for a man.

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                            • #15
                              That is an all new high on the "worst way to fuckin' die" scale. Ouch.

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