Prom tommorrow!

[bcoop]

Bunch of non closers in here. I fucked this chick so hard on prom night, my pelvic bone was bruised for a month.

[Tx Redneck]

Went to prom, lame as shit, left and tried to score with the gf, that didn't happen either, so I took her home and went to the bar to watch my brothers band. You have no idea the strange looks you get when you show up to a bar in an all white tux.

The mental image of your neanderthal self in a white tux is hilarious.

[Cooter]

all my buddies and I agreed to go stag... then they all pussied up... and the girl I really wanted to take already had a date. the chick I took had zero interest in me. I got drunk. I danced with/tried to mack on the home ec. teacher. it was pretty lame

[Shaggin Wagon]

Cobra, how much has your penis shrunk since buying the Vette? It may be a disappointing prom for your girl.....

[Stephen]

didnt go to prom and didnt care to

[Treasure Chest]

What back seat?
c4 in car cockblock

I didn't realize he'd downgraded to a flying wedge.

[GE]

Pics of date?

[racrguy]

The mental image of your neanderthal self in a white tux is hilarious.

Check the pictures I was tagged in on faceyspace. Some are there. I was DFWM ballin' before I knew about DFWM.

[Cobraman]

us at a banquet a couple weeks ago.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Your girl wanna have a threesome? Me and Phil and your girl, you can chill in the other room and listen to the magic.

[racrguy]

Daniel Radcliffe in female form? 1/10 wood not dew.

[Snatch Napkin]

Daniel Radcliffe in female form? 1/10 wood not dew.

Shit, knee grow! She looks like she could be a lot of fun.

[racrguy]

Shit, knee grow! She looks like she could be a lot of fun.

Well, given her current company, we know she's fun.
I'm just giving the kid shit, if I were his age I'd smash it like a wedding cake too.

[Cobraman]

I take that as a compliment. lol. Thanks racrguy.

[racrguy]

I take that as a compliment. lol. Thanks racrguy.

General rule of thumb. Chicks that aren't too bright are usually down for ANYTHING in the bedroom.