Next time I'll kill your f***ing dog with my hands

[sig239]

I have never understood people who just let their dog roam outside alone in the 'burbs. Hope she heals quick.

I dont get it also, Our lab has been through a lot of training. I can tell him to sit and stay and he will not move tell we tell him ok. And we never take him out the door with out a leash. Its not all the dogs fault, stupid owners are more the blame.

[Ruffdaddy]

Glad it wasn't too bad. As much as that sucks, at least she knows not to wander onto a strange dogs territory now...even if it was to help out. the road to he'll is paved with good intentions.

[Cooter]

as stated earlier, never run from a dog. bow up on it and bark/yell. they'll back down every time.

if it makes her feel any better, tell her that I'd like to bite her calf too

[jluv]

We had a very chill lab when I was a kid, but he bit me the one time I ran from him. Sucks that happened to her. Looks like he bit the shit out of her! It will definitely scar. Hope it all works out for y'all.

[Mysticcobrakilla]

In before 03trublugt tells us his dog bite story.

Or mine.

[DON SVO]

If I was HER, I would have killed that dog.

If I was IN HER POSITION, I would have never even approached the dog.

The owner's dog bit her on the owner's driveway... Love ya Matt, but she trespassed on to the dog's legal territory

[stevo]

If I was HER, I would have killed that dog.

If I was IN HER POSITION, I would have never even approached the dog.

The owner's dog bit her on the owner's driveway... Love ya Matt, but she trespassed on to the dog's legal territory

Ohh shit...

Stevo

[Mysticcobrakilla]

If I was HER, I would have killed that dog.

If I was IN HER POSITION, I would have never even approached the dog.

The owner's dog bit her on the owner's driveway... Love ya Matt, but she trespassed on to the dog's legal territory

Even though I agree.... That's not how it legally works. Ask me how I know

[stevo]

Even though I agree.... That's not how it legally works. Ask me how I know

How do you know?

Stevo

[Mysticcobrakilla]

How do you know?

Stevo

Bit by a dog while reading meters for txu back in 99...bad day

[Jester]

I don't fuck around with dogs at all. I love dogs, but I dont trust a strange dog at all, and i dont trust your fucking dog even if it has never bitten you.

Idiots that say "that pitbull is harmless and would never hurt a fly" are fucking idiots. Any dog can have a bad day and bite the shit out of you. that is why i like small dogs......ya bite me, ya get kicked across the fucking planet.

Now, the reason I dont trust a dog.....i have had my fucking eyelid bitten off and had to get it sewn back on by a dog and then i have also had my knee/leg ripped into by a fucking dog. Cocker spaniel got my eyelid and black lab got my leg. the eyelid was my fault for trying to help get the dog back inside when i was 10.....the dog later went on to bite a kids lip off. The black lab was not my fault. I was working fiber in a customers yard and she brought the dog up to me by the collar and said "see, he wont bite!" and then the dog fucking bit me..........i didnt do shit to it.....didnt move or provoke it. Just a dumb fucking woman bringing her stupid fucking dog up to me.

These days I ask politely or let someone know that i am unsure of their dog. My fucking idiot ex inlaws have a white german sheppard and when i saw the dog around my son, i told them "hey, i know he is a sweet dog, but i have asked yall repeatedly to keep him away from my kid. just letting yall know that I will cut his head off in the middle of your living room if he bites him."

So, in closing, fuck dogs. I hate cats and love dogs......but fuck dogs. you dont know who your dog will bite

[Jester]

oh, that reminds me, after the dog knee bite, i started carrying dog pepper spray and have hosed many fucking dogs. Been at the top of telephone poles where 4 backyards all meet and when i go to climb down, one of the 4 yards always had an asshole dog that would make his presence known..........I fucking LOVED grabbing the spray and running a stream right between the eyes and watching them run off screaming. And before you say "i would kick your ass if you did that to my dog!'.....no, you wouldn't......i would have emptied that can in your face before you could blink and shove my climbing spike right up your ass.

I had one owner come out one time and say "hey, did you spray my dog?" my response "yep, sure did. gave him 2 shots cuz the first one didnt seem like enough." the guy surprised me and started laughing and said, "yeah, he came in screaming and rubbing his face and smelled like tobasco! better than him biting you and you sueing me!" i laughed and said "got that right!"

So, if your dog smells like hot sauce and has an orange face, you know why.

[03trubluGT]

In before 03trublugt tells us his dog bite story.

In before Eric opens his smart ass mouth...


Oh wait, too late....

[03trubluGT]

Does homeowners insurance cover this? For the guy I mean.

Yes.

[03trubluGT]

If I was HER, I would have killed that dog.

If I was IN HER POSITION, I would have never even approached the dog.

The owner's dog bit her on the owner's driveway... Love ya Matt, but she trespassed on to the dog's legal territory

State Farm paid my son $30k for his bite from a dog that was owned by the people he was visiting.