Proposed law will allow Egyptians to have sex with dead wives

[Osiris]

Hey how was your wife last night? "ah she was a dead lay."

[mikec]

Hey how was your wife last night? "ah she was a dead lay."

"Finally, she did not protest with the butt sex!"

[Geor!]

Ain't nothin' wrong with crackin' open a cold one.

[CJ]

Looks like Geof's love life just opened a new door.

[johnny--2k]

They already smell like death when they're alive, could you imagine fucking a dead egyptian, ewww. Nah I'm good.

I'm egyptian, I smell damn good too.

For the record though, I don't agree with this crap. I was born and raised here in the states, my parents came over shortly before I was born. I'm also christian, and the new government is a disaster, possibly even worse than before!

[Treasure Chest]

I'm egyptian, I smell damn good too.

For the record though, I don't agree with this crap. I was born and raised here in the states, my parents came over shortly before I was born. I'm also christian, and the new government is a disaster, possibly even worse than before!

My brother in law is Egyptian. He came over as an adult seeking religious asylum (he's a Christian). It will be interesting to get his take on it.

[racrguy]

This whole situation is hammer fucked.....

[threefortytwo]

Always wanted a rigor mortis lay.

[jluv]

_________ means NO!

[Sean88gt]

_________ means NO!

Quality!

A little Stephen Lynch:

I lie next to her in the bed
She's the kind of girl I'd like to wed
Nevermind the fact that she's dead
It turns me on
It turns me on

Sure, she's a little cold to the touch
But that doesn't bother me much
Because the embalmer did such
A lovely job
A lovely job

She's a month dead and she's starting to smell
But if loving a corpse is a sin, I'll see you in hell

And now, I got her propped up in a chair
She's losing her skin and her hair
And I'm wishing she wouldn't stare
So much at me
So much at me

Yeah, Rigor mortis is taking it's toll
And her body is as stiff as a pole
But I'll never put her back in the hole
I dug her from
I dug her from

She's a month dead and she's starting to smell
But if loving a corpse is a sin, I'll see you in hell

[Treasure Chest]

Quality!

A little Stephen Lynch:

I lie next to her in the bed
She's the kind of girl I'd like to wed
Nevermind the fact that she's dead
It turns me on
It turns me on

Sure, she's a little cold to the touch
But that doesn't bother me much
Because the embalmer did such
A lovely job
A lovely job

She's a month dead and she's starting to smell
But if loving a corpse is a sin, I'll see you in hell

And now, I got her propped up in a chair
She's losing her skin and her hair
And I'm wishing she wouldn't stare
So much at me
So much at me

Yeah, Rigor mortis is taking it's toll
And her body is as stiff as a pole
But I'll never put her back in the hole
I dug her from
I dug her from

She's a month dead and she's starting to smell
But if loving a corpse is a sin, I'll see you in hell

Eh, rigor mortis only lasts a couple of days. After that, you can start positioning them again.

[Sean88gt]

I didn't write, just in the iPod rotation.

After a few days, I'm out. Mung only stays fresh 2-3 days.