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  • #16
    Hey how was your wife last night? "ah she was a dead lay."
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Osiris View Post
      Hey how was your wife last night? "ah she was a dead lay."
      "Finally, she did not protest with the butt sex!"
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      • #18
        Ain't nothin' wrong with crackin' open a cold one.
        How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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        • #19
          Looks like Geof's love life just opened a new door.
          "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
          "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
            They already smell like death when they're alive, could you imagine fucking a dead egyptian, ewww. Nah I'm good.
            I'm egyptian, I smell damn good too.

            For the record though, I don't agree with this crap. I was born and raised here in the states, my parents came over shortly before I was born. I'm also christian, and the new government is a disaster, possibly even worse than before!
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            • #21
              Originally posted by johnny--2k View Post
              I'm egyptian, I smell damn good too.

              For the record though, I don't agree with this crap. I was born and raised here in the states, my parents came over shortly before I was born. I'm also christian, and the new government is a disaster, possibly even worse than before!
              My brother in law is Egyptian. He came over as an adult seeking religious asylum (he's a Christian). It will be interesting to get his take on it.

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              • #22
                This whole situation is hammer fucked.....

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                • #23
                  Always wanted a rigor mortis lay.

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                  • #24
                    _________ means NO!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by jluv View Post
                      _________ means NO!
                      Quality!

                      A little Stephen Lynch:

                      I lie next to her in the bed
                      She's the kind of girl I'd like to wed
                      Nevermind the fact that she's dead
                      It turns me on
                      It turns me on

                      Sure, she's a little cold to the touch
                      But that doesn't bother me much
                      Because the embalmer did such
                      A lovely job
                      A lovely job

                      She's a month dead and she's starting to smell
                      But if loving a corpse is a sin, I'll see you in hell

                      And now, I got her propped up in a chair
                      She's losing her skin and her hair
                      And I'm wishing she wouldn't stare
                      So much at me
                      So much at me

                      Yeah, Rigor mortis is taking it's toll
                      And her body is as stiff as a pole
                      But I'll never put her back in the hole
                      I dug her from
                      I dug her from

                      She's a month dead and she's starting to smell
                      But if loving a corpse is a sin, I'll see you in hell

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                        Quality!

                        A little Stephen Lynch:

                        I lie next to her in the bed
                        She's the kind of girl I'd like to wed
                        Nevermind the fact that she's dead
                        It turns me on
                        It turns me on

                        Sure, she's a little cold to the touch
                        But that doesn't bother me much
                        Because the embalmer did such
                        A lovely job
                        A lovely job

                        She's a month dead and she's starting to smell
                        But if loving a corpse is a sin, I'll see you in hell

                        And now, I got her propped up in a chair
                        She's losing her skin and her hair
                        And I'm wishing she wouldn't stare
                        So much at me
                        So much at me

                        Yeah, Rigor mortis is taking it's toll
                        And her body is as stiff as a pole
                        But I'll never put her back in the hole
                        I dug her from
                        I dug her from

                        She's a month dead and she's starting to smell
                        But if loving a corpse is a sin, I'll see you in hell
                        Eh, rigor mortis only lasts a couple of days. After that, you can start positioning them again.

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                        • #27
                          I didn't write, just in the iPod rotation.

                          After a few days, I'm out. Mung only stays fresh 2-3 days.

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