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  • Proposed law will allow Egyptians to have sex with dead wives

    Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.

    The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.

    It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

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    Watch them create a new STD that makes AIDS look like a headache. I guess they got tired of harems' and need a corpse to get off these days.

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    • #3
      Jester has already boarded a plane bound for Egypt!!! Sean is following close behind due to a snag in making it through customs with his penis pump...

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      • #4
        Crazy fuckers
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        • #5
          This is how the zombie apocalypse will start, by fucking mummies.

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          • #6
            They already smell like death when they're alive, could you imagine fucking a dead egyptian, ewww. Nah I'm good.
            Originally posted by Nash B.
            Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by talisman View Post
              This is how the zombie apocalypse will start, by fucking mummies.
              Zombie babies?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                Zombie babies?
                Don???

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                • #9
                  If they mummified Don, what would they do with all that left over gauze?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by talisman View Post
                    if they mummified don, what would they do with all that left over gauze?
                    wrap it twice, it's the only way to be sure!
                    Originally posted by Nash B.
                    Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                    • #11
                      Everyone can thank Obama for this. Bringing freedom to the masses.
                      "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                      "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
                        They already smell like death when they're alive, could you imagine fucking a dead egyptian, ewww. Nah I'm good.
                        I dated an Egyptian/Paraguayan in college. She smelled great!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by talisman View Post
                          If they mummified Don, what would they do with all that left over gauze?
                          Lol!

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                          • #14
                            surprise butt sex....oh wait.........

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                            • #15
                              Fucking terrible. Anybody else notice them trying to get rid of women's rights to education?
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