You know why divorce is so expensive?

[Jester]

Jesus Christ, you are getting married now? Again? Pump the god damn brakes man! For God's sake pump the brakes.

brakes? braaaaakes? nope, no idea what that word is.

[Jester]

^^^^oh she mad^^^^

Ted, I really want to meet you or learn something about you. I have talked to you for 9 fucking years and have absolutely no idea what you look like or what in the hell you do for a living. All I get is a funny comment from time to time that cracks me up..........and that is all.

I want all of Ted. i want to know what makes Ted tick!
A simple short summary of ted will do, though.

[Ted]

Ted, I really want to meet you or learn something about you. I have talked to you for 9 fucking years and have absolutely no idea what you look like or what in the hell you do for a living. All I get is a funny comment from time to time that cracks me up..........and that is all.

I want all of Ted. i want to know what makes Ted tick!
A simple short summary of ted will do, though.

I studied at the school of Dolomite.

[Doug Hatton]

Metamucil is DELICIOUS!

In the end I'd rather have a few bad relationships under my belt, than end up old and alone, wondering why my balls don't work anymore, and when my next round of metamucil will be delivered by Nancy the bitch of a nurse at Shady Acres.

[Jester]

I studied at the school of Dolomite.

the mineral?
or did you mean "Dolemite" the black pimp with is army of kung fu bitches?

either you are a geologist or you keep your pimp hand strong.

[Rick Modena]

I studied at the school of Dolomite.

lmao!!!

[VaderTT]

"Your skills are weak, Amateurs!!!"

[talisman]

Not defensive at all Danny. not even for a second........just describing what is going on. When someone says "you are codependent" I look at the definition and see if I relate to it. In some ways, yes...........especially about a year ago. so, I am not defensive or upset over anything, just wanting my side out there.
Kinda like if I were to say Eric is a "textbook closet case homosexual." well, i would hope Eric would do some research on this, see if he feels he is a textbook closet case homosexual, and report his findings to us.

It does not actually mean he is a textbook closet case homosexual......but he might have portrayed some of those tendencies in the past.

And I use that example in a joking manner. I am pretty sure Eric is not homosexual at all(if you are Eric, I am still your friend and it is cool) but one might get the impression he is. I mean, not married, kinda mad at the world, tends to have man crushes on the super hero or intellectual types(the Punisher and Mulder), and really enjoys hanging out and having drinks with other single men..........

lulz

you mad bro? lolololol

And on the other hand, if I said you were gay, you'd start adding up how many cocks you've had in your mouth. Some of us don't need to look at the definitions of words on wikipedia to know what they mean, dipshit.

Jesus Christ, you are getting married now? Again? Pump the god damn brakes man! For God's sake pump the brakes.

The lines are cut, the master cylinder was removed, and he is going off the cliff steering with his teeth gripping his billet steering wheel and hands behind his back.

[Rick Modena]

^^^


haha!

[Doug Hatton]

<--been married, divorced, single for almost 10 years, dated a good one for over 4 years now, got engaged in December and am getting married in June! Look for your invitations coming shortly! Some could say that I take TOO long to make a decision! LOL!

[MattB]

And on the other hand, if I said you were gay, you'd start adding up how many cocks you've had in your mouth. Some of us don't need to look at the definitions of words on wikipedia to know what they mean, dipshit.



The lines are cut, the master cylinder was removed, and he is going off the cliff steering with his teeth gripping his billet steering wheel and hands behind his back.

So he's Arnold driving the camo'd K5 Blazer in the beginning of Commando?

[Randy]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMrcnqKSbw8[/ame]

[bcoop]

<--been married, divorced, single for almost 10 years, dated a good one for over 4 years now, got engaged in December and am getting married in June! Look for your invitations coming shortly! Some could say that I take TOO long to make a decision! LOL!

^^^. THIS guy did it right. And she's half his age, too. Props, Dougles. props.

[talisman]

^^^. THIS guy did it right. And she's half his age, too. Props, Dougles. props.

She's 40?

[Rick Modena]

<--been married, divorced, single for almost 10 years, dated a good one for over 4 years now, got engaged in December and am getting married in June! Look for your invitations coming shortly! Some could say that I take TOO long to make a decision! LOL!

Damn man, I thought you lived by yourself. Why havn't you brought her so I can meet her when I cum over?


<----Im really going to start stalking now, lol!