You know why divorce is so expensive?

[Couver]

lmfao at Rreemo!

We are getting married on December 21, 2012.

You can marry a machine in Texas?

[Broncojohnny]

Just a couple screaming matches, that's totally normal! Just promise us that once this new thing is all over you won't come back and post another one of these threads where you have found the girl of your dreams.

[ELVIS]

Just a couple screaming matches, that's totally normal! Just promise us that once this new thing is all over you won't come back and post another one of these threads where you have found the girl of your dreams.

or when you all sad and sensitive and shit. no one likes that shit, ball it up inside like a real man.

god bless.

[Broncojohnny]

or when you all sad and sensitive and shit. no one likes that shit, ball it up inside like a real man.

god bless.

Men get sad and sensitive? That is the biggest bunch of horseshit I have ever heard. Must be a scam to get laid.

[DaisyDoesDallas]

Men get sad and sensitive? That is the biggest bunch of horseshit I have ever heard. Must be a scam to get laid.

It is but it usually doesn't work cause then women think ur a pussy..

[Jester]

I agree with all of the statements above.

I guess im a dreamer...........tired of always being a cynic.

[jluv]

Wait; Jester has a girlfriend?!?!

How come you've never mentioned her before?

[talisman]

Wait; Jester has a girlfriend?!?!

How come you've never mentioned her before?

Quality.

[Jester]

Wait; Jester has a girlfriend?!?!

How come you've never mentioned her before?

[Jester]

Quality.

quantity

[talisman]

quantity

You're divorced and practically already remarried. Don't talk to me about quantity.

[Jester]

You're divorced and practically already remarried. Don't talk to me about quantity.

touche'

[lowthreeohz]

if life is so awesome and you're back into doing projects and farming and shit.. why spend a day wasting away here?

[Jester]

if life is so awesome and you're back into doing projects and farming and shit.. why spend a day wasting away here?

lol, man I am all over the place. started my morning at 0600 by making breakfast for the girls. then while they were getting dressed I made their lunches. dropped the munchkin off at preschool and then I started my projects.

so far today I have finished a sanded and painted door, rehung it, and put new knobs on it. Then I continued sanding on the front window frame and primed a few spots on it. Cleaned the house. Restocked my humidor. fixed the broken chain link on the hay baler. fed the bulls, horses, and gave a bottle to the baby bull.
drove to beaumont to drop off a few videos and went to lowes to get more material, waxed my jeep(this took maybe 30 minutes......jeeps are tiny), just picked up the munchkin, and now im about to sand the window for about 30 more minutes and then jump in the shower........but i need to go feed the baby bull another bottle first.
I have been up for 12.5 hours and have gotten alot accomplished. I also like to take time during the day to bullshit with you guys and catch up on news. after I grill some steaks tonite, I will probably do some laundry, maybe kill some bad guys or watch a movie.....etc.

I normally go to bed around midnite or 0100 and i am up by 0600
this is a huge change compared to when I was married and depressed and spent all of my day in bed.

oh, and just because you see my little green light showing me online, does not mean i am online......i just dont logoff or shut down the laptop most of the time.

[Treasure Chest]

If you call it a baby bull one more time, I'm gonna call someone and have them revoke your 4-H card. It's a bull calf.

It sounds like she's found herself the perfect housekeeper. If you deep throat, swallow, and take it in the ass, I do believe you'd make the perfect wife.