You know why divorce is so expensive?

[talisman]

Sure she says she wants to meet your friends... We all live four fucking hours away jackass!

[talisman]

And if she has a brain, you better run FAR, because it doesn't take much to out smart you. You'd do well to find out where the local dropouts hang out...

[Jester]

Sure she says she wants to meet your friends... We all live four fucking hours away jackass!

She wants all of you idiots to come out here and spend a weekend! slumberparty in the barn! lol

she really does want to meet you. she cracks the fuck up after reading some of the bullshit you spout.

and she has a hot friend at work she has already told about you......she says you look like Quentin Tarrantino. lol

[talisman]

Maybe I can make it down there after all. Will need pictures first of course. I don't trust your definition of hot.

[sspstang]

Fuck looks like I need to get a divorce now, so I can join the party lol.

[Jester]

Maybe I can make it down there after all. Will need pictures first of course. I don't trust your definition of hot.

No problemo!

[bcoop]

My rebound was a short redhead before I met Lauren.
Codependency my ass! Single life is fun, but it is nothing like meeting a cool chick that digs who you are. Wants to meet your friends. has the same interests. etc.

Pussy is simple......having a girl that has a fucking brain is the hard part. found one.

I've got one use and one use only for a woman. Beyond that, they are friends, drinking buddies, etc.

I'm so much more happy these days. I never really was meant to be tied down. And I can see that now.

[Vertnut]

Fuck looks like I need to get a divorce now, so I can join the party lol.

I never go to parties that would have me as a guest. Standards are way too low.

[sspstang]

I never go to parties that would have me as a guest. Standards are way too low.

Lowered Expectations?

[Jester]

I've got one use and one use only for a woman. Beyond that, they are friends, drinking buddies, etc.

I'm so much more happy these days. I never really was meant to be tied down. And I can see that now.

Man, I understand completely. Single life is pretty badass. i just knew I found the right one when I was working on a project a couple days ago and she called me. I said "this fucking paint is taking too long to dry and it's pissing me off!"
her response "You should just go fishing today!"
and then yesterday she says....."it sucks so bad that you are hurt right now! i found you a badass surfboard today and wanted to get it for you!"

Yep.....im in love. lol

[talisman]

Lowered Expectations?

That should be Levi's theme song.

[Nash B.]

Always is a strong word for a woman you've known...a year?

[talisman]

Always is a strong word for a woman you've known...a year?

Just the fact that Tony is in here giving you dating advice, speaks to how far down the rabbit hole you've fallen, Levi.

[Silverback]

Just the fact that Tony is in here giving you dating advice, speaks to how far down the rabbit hole you've fallen, Levi.

[Jester]

Always is a strong word for a woman you've known...a year?

6 months.
i must be a

Her fucking dad is my best friend out here. He is the constable and has taught me a shitload about ranching and farming.......and then yesterday he says I can take his boat whenever and do whatever I want to it.

For the first time in my life I feel right at home. Just feels right.