You know why divorce is so expensive?

[Jester]

If you call it a baby bull one more time, I'm gonna call someone and have them revoke your 4-H card. It's a bull calf.

It sounds like she's found herself the perfect housekeeper. If you deep throat, swallow, and take it in the ass, I do believe you'd make the perfect wife.

Dont be hatin. call that little fucker whatever you want.....i call him veal.

anyway, the "bull calf" is fed.

while I am a lame duck and on workers comp, its my job to be the housewife. i would be a douchebag if all i did was sit around all day. I can't lift anything heavy, but I can damn sure clean a house.

[talisman]

Trust me Levi, no matter what you're doing all day, you're still a douchebag.

[Jester]

Trust me Levi, no matter what you're doing all day, you're still a douchebag.

Well, at least I'm consistent!

[Cooter]

do your thing and enjoy being happy, no need to pump the brakes if you're on the right road

[SEB]

Man thats Awsome! Good to hear your re discovering life. I remember that feeling in my last relationship & once I excepted it was over I felt like I came up from under water & started to breath again & love life & myself. Good for you man, Im happy for you!

[SSMAN]

Amen brother, never cashing in another 401k again.................ever!

[Rreemo]

Amen brother, never cashing in another 401k again.................ever!

Smarts.....^^^^ this guy has'em!

[Jester]

do your thing and enjoy being happy, no need to pump the brakes if you're on the right road

Thank you Forrest! Exactly my thoughts! Yeah, 10 out of 10 times I would be the first one saying "are you fucking retarded?" its just not that way this time. She is a damned good woman with a terrific personality, a great job, a big sweet ass, and an awesome sense of humor. She doesnt give a flying fuck about money or normal stuff. It is pretty bad ass!

[Cooter]

Thank you Forrest! Exactly my thoughts! Yeah, 10 out of 10 times I would be the first one saying "are you fucking retarded?" its just not that way this time. She is a damned good woman with a terrific personality, a great job, a big sweet ass, and an awesome sense of humor. She doesnt give a flying fuck about money or normal stuff. It is pretty bad ass!

do your fucking thing man... hopefully you've only got one go-round on this earth. If you dig it, dig the fuck out of it

[Jester]

Hi, this is Lauren and I am lmfao at you guys! I can assure you that I am 100% crazy, but the type of crazy that I think is just right for Levi. I have an awesome career and love to work. I even told him he could stay home bc I love him staying home and being my little bitch! lol I have a fat, sweet ass that he love and can't get enough of and he loves my rubber sheets and gerbils! I am going to continue to fuck this silly little man retarded and I really can't wait to get you guys down here to set shit on fire like he loves to do. May the force be with you!


p.s. the prenup was my idea!

[Jester]

I'm going to give it back to Levi now so I'll leave you with this little gem, enjoy!
by the way, I'm lysdexic.....dislexic.....shit!.....I don't read good

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEYZ3UsfcSU[/ame]

[Snatch Napkin]

Did anyone else feel that?

[Skidmark]

3 pages. No pictures. WTF.

[jluv]

Even though it involves a dude and his girl, I still nominate this for gayest thread ever.

[Rick Modena]

Ever?