You know why divorce is so expensive?

[Kurtie]

dont you think the fact that she is engaged to me punishment enough?
lol

I'm of the mind that I'd never want to join a club that would have me as a member.

[Rick Modena]

If I want to know everything there is to know about cars.....I call Danny.
If I want to know everything there is to know about how to make something look more organized and professional, I call Blake.
If I want to know where the fuck to find a hard ass part or if he has seen a repeat part come into his store, I call Eric.
If I want to know what the best fucking moutain bike on the planet is and how to get the maximum benefit out of it, I call Adam.
when i need a doctors opinion on what is wrong mith something, i talk to davbrucas.
when I want to know about about picking up guys at gay bars, I go to Ruffdaddy.
When I want to know everything there is to know about baseball. I call you.

Apparently, if I want to know the best way to go about becoming a nurse, I call Jenn.

Fixed!

[Jester]

Fixed!

lmmfao!

[Jester]

I'm of the mind that I'd never want to join a club that would have me as a member.

Amen!

[talisman]

I wouldn't want Jen to be my nurse. She'd be too rough, and I'm a delicate flower when I'm in pain. Plus I'd probably wake up in hospital restraints, and then who knows what she would do? Well, okay okay, she can be my nurse I guess.

[Jester]

I wouldn't want Jen to be my nurse. She'd be too rough, and I'm a delicate flower when I'm in pain. Plus I'd probably wake up in hospital restraints, and then who knows what she would do? Well, okay okay, she can be my nurse I guess.

"hellooooooooooo nurse!"-animaniacs

[Jester]

8 pages!!! You guys wanted drama, I fuckin delivered!!!

[Treasure Chest]

I have selective hearing/reading. Just like when showing you how to talk to women.....it was real simple. I told you to just be calm and talk to them.....talk to them about whatever. it doesnt matter, just talk to them. and I also told you to throw as many lines(fishing lines not cheesy pickup lines) out there as possible.....one will bite. You took my advice....or atleast a portion of it and have been talking to women, am I right?

If I want to know everything there is to know about cars.....I call Danny.
If I want to know everything there is to know about how to make something look more organized and professional, I call Blake.
If I want to know where the fuck to find a hard ass part or if he has seen a repeat part come into his store, I call Eric.
If I want to know what the best fucking moutain bike on the planet is and how to get the maximum benefit out of it, I call Adam.
when i need a doctors opinion on what is wrong mith something, i talk to davbrucas.
when I want to know about shaping my body and working out target areas, I go to Ruffdaddy.
When I want to know everything there is to know about baseball. I call you.

Apparently, if I want to know the best way to go about becoming a nurse, I call Jenn.

We are all experts in our certain areas and this is why I always enjoy coming to this board. You always get a good honest answer from everyone, whether you want it or not. A lot of the answers you are given may be given to you in a manner that is not pleasant depending on the mood of the person at the time.....but it is an answer.

Eh, I know a thing or two about livestock as well, but my main expertise is actually DEA regulations and Meaningful Use.

I wouldn't want Jen to be my nurse. She'd be too rough, and I'm a delicate flower when I'm in pain. Plus I'd probably wake up in hospital restraints, and then who knows what she would do? Well, okay okay, she can be my nurse I guess.

Show me a man that isn't a delicate flower when he's sick or in pain. My goal was to be a maternity nurse and go on to be a CRNA, but the hours are better, there's less liability, and the pay is comparable in medical software development.....PLUS, I don't have to be empathetic or deal with death.

[talisman]

Yeah, fuck empathy. That shit is for pussies.

[Jester]

Well, my ex just sent me a text that my youngest took his first steps today. I am so proud......and also crying like a little bitch because I wasnt there.

[Broncojohnny]

Well, my ex just sent me a text that my youngest took his first steps today. I am so proud......and also crying like a little bitch because I wasnt there.

Find a random woman on the street to propose to and you will feel much better

[Jester]

Find a random woman on the street to propose to and you will feel much better

That is just hurtful.....you big meany.

[347Mike]

Things seem to be cooling down now. Is it time for the group hug yet?

[Jester]

Things seem to be cooling down now. Is it time for the group hug yet?

I would definitely like a hug. hugs feel goooooood

Come on guys.....you know they do....they feel goooooood.

hehehehe

[Treasure Chest]

Yeah, fuck empathy. That shit is for pussies.

I doubt I wouldn't make a good L&D nurse. After having a kid drug-free, I'd be inclined to tell a screaming bitch in early labor to STFU.