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  • #331
    I'm sorry I couldn't join the party earlier. I was busy shitting rainbows and sunshine.

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    • #332
      Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
      I'm sorry I couldn't join the party earlier. I was busy shitting rainbows and sunshine.
      Robert had rainbow sherbert with skittles for dessert again, didn't he?

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      • #333
        Originally posted by Jester View Post
        Well good morning sunshine!!! lol
        Yes, when you put it into easy to understand form like that, I understand.
        Thank you VERY much for saving me mucho dinero.
        I am afraid if I had just spent my money on school(again) after working fulltime every day to pay for it, got my degree, and then been shot down when looking for the job......probably the last straw.
        I am afraid I would grab the old trusty bolt action and climb onto the nearest tower.
        Im kidding.....so stop calling me crazy! lulz
        Stop being crazy and people won't call you crazy.

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        • #334
          Originally posted by Silverback View Post
          Robert had rainbow sherbert with skittles for dessert again, didn't he?
          Taste the rainbow

          BAZINGA

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          • #335
            Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
            I'm sorry I couldn't join the party earlier. I was busy shitting rainbows and sunshine.
            Well Im just curious to see that!
            May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
            Semper Fi

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            • #336
              Originally posted by Jester View Post
              Fuck you faggot, I like vagina. Now go and hump someone else's leg unless you have anything to offer other than a "hey guys look at me, I want to be part of the cool crowd!"
              Hes been doing it for awhile now. No one knows who he is, hes never been to a GTG or house party. We do know that his sister joined the service and he stays at home taking care of her son (his nephew). He sez he has a job but I see him here logged in at the wee hours of the morning and up in time to pick up jr. from school at mid day.

              Thats all I have or even care to know.
              Originally posted by Silverback
              Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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              • #337
                Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                Hes been doing it for awhile now. No one knows who he is, hes never been to a GTG or house party. We do know that his sister joined the service and he stays at home taking care of her son (his nephew). He sez he has a job but I see him here logged in at the wee hours of the morning and up in time to pick up jr. from school at mid day.

                Thats all I have or even care to know.
                Spot on man, just spot on.
                Originally posted by talisman
                I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                Originally posted by AdamLX
                If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                Because fuck you, that's why
                Originally posted by 80coupe
                nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                Originally posted by Rick Modena
                ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                Originally posted by Jester
                Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                • #338
                  Thats right, puto. Even when I'm I'm wrong, I'm right. And even when I lie, I'm telling the truth...
                  Originally posted by Silverback
                  Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                  • #339
                    Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                    Thats right, puto. Even when I'm I'm wrong, I'm right. And even when I lie, I'm telling the truth...
                    Este guey, jaja. No manches cabron.


                    [George Lopez] Miralo, bien chingon!! [George Lopez]
                    Last edited by idrivea4banger; 05-03-2012, 12:45 PM.
                    Originally posted by talisman
                    I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                    Originally posted by AdamLX
                    If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                    Because fuck you, that's why
                    Originally posted by 80coupe
                    nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                    Originally posted by Rick Modena
                    ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                    Originally posted by Jester
                    Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                    • #340
                      Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                      Thats right, puto. Even when I'm I'm wrong, I'm right. And even when I lie, I'm telling the truth...
                      Horale chingon!!

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                      • #341
                        Happiness is drivign this huge badass lawnmower back and forth across this lawn like a dragster.....until you are 3 feet away from a fucking tarp and the mower sucks that shit up like a damned vacuum. And then happiness turns into motherfucker motherfucker shit fuck piss fuckin shitballs! well, will talk to yall in a bit......i know have to perform open blade surgery on a mower.
                        May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                        Semper Fi

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                        • #342
                          Originally posted by Jester View Post
                          My friends no me well enough to know that I welcome any and all advice.....
                          You may welcome it, but you don't seem to heed much of it.
                          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                          HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                          • #343
                            Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
                            You may welcome it, but you don't seem to heed much of it.
                            I have selective hearing/reading. Just like when showing you how to talk to women.....it was real simple. I told you to just be calm and talk to them.....talk to them about whatever. it doesnt matter, just talk to them. and I also told you to throw as many lines(fishing lines not cheesy pickup lines) out there as possible.....one will bite. You took my advice....or atleast a portion of it and have been talking to women, am I right?

                            If I want to know everything there is to know about cars.....I call Danny.
                            If I want to know everything there is to know about how to make something look more organized and professional, I call Blake.
                            If I want to know where the fuck to find a hard ass part or if he has seen a repeat part come into his store, I call Eric.
                            If I want to know what the best fucking moutain bike on the planet is and how to get the maximum benefit out of it, I call Adam.
                            when i need a doctors opinion on what is wrong mith something, i talk to davbrucas.
                            when I want to know about shaping my body and working out target areas, I go to Ruffdaddy.
                            When I want to know everything there is to know about baseball. I call you.

                            Apparently, if I want to know the best way to go about becoming a nurse, I call Jenn.

                            We are all experts in our certain areas and this is why I always enjoy coming to this board. You always get a good honest answer from everyone, whether you want it or not. A lot of the answers you are given may be given to you in a manner that is not pleasant depending on the mood of the person at the time.....but it is an answer.
                            May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                            Semper Fi

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                            • #344
                              So when do we get to berate his fiancee for actually saying "yes"?

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                              • #345
                                Originally posted by Kurtie View Post
                                So when do we get to berate his fiancee for actually saying "yes"?
                                dont you think the fact that she is engaged to me punishment enough?
                                lol
                                May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                                Semper Fi

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