You know why divorce is so expensive?

[Jester]

And on the other hand, if I said you were gay, you'd start adding up how many cocks you've had in your mouth. Some of us don't need to look at the definitions of words on wikipedia to know what they mean, dipshit.



The lines are cut, the master cylinder was removed, and he is going off the cliff steering with his teeth gripping his billet steering wheel and hands behind his back.

roflmmfao!!!!!!!!

you better be fucking nice, or just out of being a shear dick I will make every fucking part of that 56 billet aluminum. Why? because fuck you, that's why!

[bcoop]

She's 40?

Pardon me. She's 1/4 his age....

[talisman]

roflmmfao!!!!!!!!

you better be fucking nice, or just out of being a shear dick I will make every fucking part of that 56 billet aluminum. Why? because fuck you, that's why!

You've got a wedding to pay for, that car will be dust before you ever have the money to touch it again.

[Treasure Chest]

I love how these days we designate two people that are happy with each other as "codependent."

So what is the time frame of being single to being in a relationship that makes you no longer codependent?

What I am starting to see a trend in is people that are alone and cover themselves in a fake mask of happiness and try and convince others around them that they are happy with being single. Seriously? You are happy not sharing time with someone that you share all of your experiences with?

Why?

No thanks. even though my divorce sucked and a lot of my marriage sucked, I am thankful for every single day of it. I grew as much on the good days as the bad days and learned from every day.

I will take the good with the bad every day over coming home alone and telling everyone how "awesome" it is.

Levi, no one is attacking you for being happy, they're looking at the extreme and intense patterns in your life.
Your happiness doesn't center around the love of your own life, it centers around your relationship, being loved by, taking care of and being cared for and needed by your fiancé, and being needed as Evan's father figure.

You jumped out of the marriage bed and straight into a relationship with the redhead, then you turned around and jumped straight into the relationship with Lauren. You didn't give yourself the chance to heal from a bad marriage or the subsequent mental breakdown, and you sure as hell haven't given yourself the opportunity to get to know the Levi that exists outside of a relationship.

Yes, it's awesome to come home to someone that loves and respects you. It's awesome to have a team mate. It's also awesome and liberating to learn to love yourself without it being artificially fed by an outside person telling you how amazing and wonderful you are or how much they love, need, and appreciate you.

I haven't said anything that comes from a place of loneliness, cynicism, or jealousy. As Brent pointed out, I'm happily married.

[Rick Modena]

You've got a wedding to pay for, that car will be dust before you ever have the money to touch it again.

lol!
Actually if shes as cool as hes claiming they will be both out there bringing it back to life...

[Randy]

You've got a wedding to pay for, that car will be dust before you ever have the money to touch it again.

Not if he saves cash by going with a Twinkies wedding cake.

[Doug Hatton]

She's 65% of my age...so she's 52! Oh yeah, that's right! LOL!

She's 40?

[Doug Hatton]

I'm trying to hang onto her! I can't have her meeting the BOOOSTED! haha

Damn man, I thought you lived by yourself. Why havn't you brought her so I can meet her when I cum over?


<----Im really going to start stalking now, lol!

[GE]

Hooooooly shit. I haven't read all the replies until just now. This thread is full of ROFLcakes.

[white trash wagon]

Levi, no one is attacking you for being happy, they're looking at the extreme and intense patterns in your life.
Your happiness doesn't center around the love of your own life, it centers around your relationship, being loved by, taking care of and being cared for and needed by your fiancé, and being needed as Evan's father figure.

You jumped out of the marriage bed and straight into a relationship with the redhead, then you turned around and jumped straight into the relationship with Lauren. You didn't give yourself the chance to heal from a bad marriage or the subsequent mental breakdown, and you sure as hell haven't given yourself the opportunity to get to know the Levi that exists outside of a relationship.

Yes, it's awesome to come home to someone that loves and respects you. It's awesome to have a team mate. It's also awesome and liberating to learn to love yourself without it being artificially fed by an outside person telling you how amazing and wonderful you are or how much they love, need, and appreciate you.

I haven't said anything that comes from a place of loneliness, cynicism, or jealousy. As Brent pointed out, I'm happily married.

X2 Treasure Chest is 100% right.

[Jester]

You've got a wedding to pay for, that car will be dust before you ever have the money to touch it again.

her daddy has a wedding to pay for. I just want a simple barn marriage....yeah, i see that already getting nixed. I dont want money spent on wedding.....spend that money on a awesome honeymoon.....preferably somewhere we can scuba and surf.

[davbrucas]

her daddy has a wedding to pay for. I just want a simple barn marriage....yeah, i see that already getting nixed. I dont want money spent on wedding.....spend that money on a awesome honeymoon.....preferably somewhere we can scuba and surf.

Youre getting married again? Why? I agree with the codependency diagnosis.

[Jester]

Levi, no one is attacking you for being happy, they're looking at the extreme and intense patterns in your life.
Your happiness doesn't center around the love of your own life, it centers around your relationship, being loved by, taking care of and being cared for and needed by your fiancé, and being needed as Evan's father figure.

You jumped out of the marriage bed and straight into a relationship with the redhead, then you turned around and jumped straight into the relationship with Lauren. You didn't give yourself the chance to heal from a bad marriage or the subsequent mental breakdown, and you sure as hell haven't given yourself the opportunity to get to know the Levi that exists outside of a relationship.

Yes, it's awesome to come home to someone that loves and respects you. It's awesome to have a team mate. It's also awesome and liberating to learn to love yourself without it being artificially fed by an outside person telling you how amazing and wonderful you are or how much they love, need, and appreciate you.

I haven't said anything that comes from a place of loneliness, cynicism, or jealousy. As Brent pointed out, I'm happily married.

That is a great answer! Thank you! With me being out of work being injured, I spend my days alone and doing what i want. I have rediscovered my old self. I fish again, I stay busy with projects, and have started on a new career path. Big oil is big money, but it does not make me happy. Becoming and ER nurse will make me happy. Constant adrenaline rush mixed with helping people=my true calling.

So far, this seems like the right path......i can just hope for the best and hang on for dear life if it goes awry.

[Treasure Chest]

her daddy has a wedding to pay for. I just want a simple barn marriage....yeah, i see that already getting nixed. I dont want money spent on wedding.....spend that money on a awesome honeymoon.....preferably somewhere we can scuba and surf.

Traditionally, the couple pays for the second wedding.

[Randy]

Traditionally, the couple pays for the second wedding.

twinkie wedding cake it is!!