You know why divorce is so expensive?

[Jester]

Yes

lmaonaise

[Treasure Chest]

Well, I just proposed! lol
Fuckin A Ted, are you psychic or something?

sits back and waits for the shit storm of negativity to roll in.....lol

You say that like a) we're supposed to be shocked and amazed at your penchant for jumping into a less than stellar situation with both feet, b) we didn't call it when you made your first post about moving in with her 2 seconds after meeting her, c) we don't already have a marriage pool going with side pots on when the engagement would happen, or d) all of the above.

[racrguy]

You say that like a) we're supposed to be shocked and amazed at your penchant for jumping into a less than stellar situation with both feet, b) we didn't call it when you made your first post about moving in with her 2 seconds after meeting her, c) we don't already have a marriage pool going with side pots on when the engagement would happen, or d) all of the above.

Like!

[bcoop]

Well, I just proposed! lol
Fuckin A Ted, are you psychic or something?

sits back and waits for the shit storm of negativity to roll in.....lol

Jesus Levi.... I thought you were joking....

[Stephen]

I'm SOOOOO fucking glad i dont have a fire breathing CUNT of a wife.. mine is pretty solid!
A. Keeps house clean
B. always something to eat in the fridge
C. will cook it upon request
D. Handles all finances and lets me know when im going over budget and to cool it
E. Only bitches when i go out too many nights a week
F. Is a great mom to our son
I could finish the alphabet and count to 100 too.. but yall get the point..

she is from brazil and was brought up as a very good person who has a lot of respect for every penny saved and spent.. Were not rich (far fucking from it) but we always have some back-up money just in case.

I hope the "D" word never comes up.. I also hate to read some of the divorce stories on here..

[MattB]

I just read this thread and I'm trying to figure-out if this is serious.

[talisman]

I just read this thread and I'm trying to figure-out if this is serious.

He changed his status on Facebook, so it must be. Codependency is a bitch.

[Roscoe]

So your new girlfriend (or fiance, or whatever) says she wants to see your ex-wife "burn. buuuurrrrnnnn".

That doesn't show you any warning signs??

[talisman]

So your new girlfriend (or fiance, or whatever) says she wants to see your ex-wife "burn. buuuurrrrnnnn".

That doesn't show you any warning signs??

Dude, they've only had a few screaming matches, give him a break.

[Roscoe]

Dude, they've only had a few screaming matches, give him a break.

[ImayBblack]

Levi, just ignore the BS and enjoy your happiness. I was a fast mover in my current relationship and i have absolutely no doubts or regrets.

Congrats!

[pr1042]

I'd be excited if I was your divorce lawyer, repeat business keeps food on his table

[Wicked98Snake]

Ok well we really need pics now

[talisman]

Levi, just ignore the BS and enjoy your happiness. I was a fast mover in my current relationship and i have absolutely no doubts or regrets.

Congrats!

Ashley, no offense, I love both you and Levi to death, but you've been in that relationship all of six months and were getting married after a month. You guys can do what you want, and I hope you're happy, but don't expect me to pander to you and praise it as a good decision, especially in Levi's case seeing as he hasn't even been divorced a FUCKING WEEK.

[bcoop]

Levi, just ignore the BS and enjoy your happiness. I was a fast mover in my current relationship and i have absolutely no doubts or regrets.

Congrats!

That's the thing. You never have any doubts or regrets, then one day it hits you like a freight train. What the fuck was I thinking? And even if you did have doubts, you'd never admit it until after it was over. I never had any doubts about my ex, but shit just didnt work out. The person in the relationship is ALWAYS the last to see it coming.

What I'm about to say is guaranteed to piss some people off, but I can't tell you how much I laugh at the absolutely retarded shit I see on Facebook daily. A girl I know, was a lesbian. In an apparently bad relationship. They split, she moved back to Dallas, and for her first two weeks back in Dallas, every fucking day, she was complaining about the heart break, and how much it hurt. One week later, she's not only gone back to men, but she's head over heels in love with some guy. You don't fall in love in a week. You dont fall in love in 3 months, or even six. That's not love. It's lust, mixed in with a delusional mind and unhealthy codependency, and it's doomed for failure from the start. You can always spot these people, because they complain about their life every day. Ten they meet someone, and life is suddenly wonderful. "falling in love" so quickly is not only illogical and fake, but it's wildly irresponsible. People who can't be happy with themselves, and depend on someone else to make them happy, doom things before they ever start.

I'm not trying to be mean, I've just seen it happen to people I care about repeatedly. I wish y'all the best, but I know how this always plays out.