New member coming to DFW

[Jewmadbro?]

Never realized how funny it was not being on the receiving end of new guy thread. Welcome. Tits or GTFO

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[Jester]

Never realized how funny it was not being on the receiving end of new guy thread. Welcome. Tits or GTFO

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and once you posted the bewbs, we welcomed you like an old friend.....an old friend that smells funny and we all know is deeeeep in the closet.....but a friend nonetheless.

[crapstang]

Welcome to DFWM, the shitter of the interwebs. Very nice car

[Denny]

Never realized how funny it was not being on the receiving end of new guy thread. Welcome. Tits or GTFO

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Taint or GTFO!!!

[Slinkchris]

Okay Chris......nice goattee.....bad haircut.....nice mustang......id pee in your wife's butt(with all due respect.....this is dfwmustang speak for "she is pretty"), excellent choice of jeans/shirt/and flip flops.......you do not come off as a douche....and we can smell douche from FAR away.

So far your only mistake is not posting bewbs. So, with that said, I will give you one more chance to go to the pic/vid forum and post bewbs......since u r married and we are *ahem* repectful of that around here, you will be given this one time.....and one time only....chance to post bewbs of your favorite pornstar or whom you like to beat your meat the most to.

Do it.....do it now.

Posted in nsfw, I'm not sure why I thought this forum was a normal functioning car club portal.....

[Damnittsteve]

newb fail. check the pic forum.

[sc281]

Posted in nsfw, I'm not sure why I thought this forum was a normal functioning car club portal.....

We aren't sure either. A simple word search of our name in google would have steered you in another direction entirely...

[jason07]

Okay Chris......nice goattee.....bad haircut.....nice mustang......id pee in your wife's butt(with all due respect.....this is dfwmustang speak for "she is pretty"), excellent choice of jeans/shirt/and flip flops.......you do not come off as a douche....and we can smell douche from FAR away.

This comment is so full of condescension.....I approve!!

[Slinkchris]

New pic added, didn't know how NSFW this place was

[Slinkchris]

We aren't sure either. A simple word search of our name in google would have steered you in another direction entirely...

Good point, thanks for the advice

[Damnittsteve]

beware of free tickets to canada

[sc281]

Good point, thanks for the advice

Well, since you already paid the toll you might as well stay for a spell. There are a bunch of guys that own the new 5.0's on here.

[Jester]

Posted in nsfw, I'm not sure why I thought this forum was a normal functioning car club portal.....

[Damnittsteve]

5pages at least, 10 if its still TTT on friday

[Treasure Chest]

Okay Chris......nice goattee.....bad haircut.....nice mustang......id pee in your wife's butt(with all due respect.....this is dfwmustang speak for "she is pretty"), excellent choice of jeans/shirt/and flip flops.......you do not come off as a douche....and we can smell douche from FAR away.

So far your only mistake is not posting bewbs. So, with that said, I will give you one more chance to go to the pic/vid forum and post bewbs......since u r married and we are *ahem* repectful of that around here, you will be given this one time.....and one time only....chance to post bewbs of your favorite pornstar or whom you like to beat your meat the most to.

Do it.....do it now.

Fuck, man....Just go ahead and tell him where Hoffa's buried, while you're at it.