New member coming to DFW

[sspstang]

Lol @ earlier post of "normal website".

[DaisyDoesDallas]

Cock pics or GTFO!!!!

[Gargamel]

Posted in nsfw, I'm not sure why I thought this forum was a normal functioning car club portal.....

Ahhh, A New sig....

and welcome to DFWMustangs!

Enjoy the show....

[Damnittsteve]

you guys dissapoint me

[Gear_Jammer]

This is going to be an odd question, but is your 'ol lady from the Lakewood part of Dallas? She looks real familiar.

Welcome to the board and don't take anything serious around here. Just remember this simple equation:

Newbie + anger/attitude filled post = shit storm.

[Gargamel]

This is going to be an odd question, but is your 'ol lady from the Lakewood part of Dallas? She looks real familiar.

Welcome to the board and don't take anything serious around here. Just remember this simple equation:

Newbie + anger/attitude filled post = shit storm.

Gear Jammer spots an old "acquaintance"?

LOL

[TrueStreetMotorSports.com]

Welcome

[bluecollar]

Nice car.

Was your woman's stage name Lacy? Can she do the splits on the pole? If so, you have hepatitis. You're welcome.

[motoman]

Welcome to the board.....now, being the Welcome Ambassador to the dfwmustangs website, you are advised to show tits ot get the fuck out.

You have been warned

If I have to warn a second time, there will be consequences.

Now, go to the pic/video forum......put NSFW in the title and post some tits.....ex wives or girlfriends preferred......or........get the fuck out

seriously......don't make me repeat myself.

I'm much better now...

Don't act like you werent impressed. and it's not always that color.....i am injured......seriously.


Fuck your old ass.

I don't do autographs...

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE fat chicks! I really do. My dick of doom breaks skinny bitches in two. Fatty is where it attttty!

Okay Chris......nice goattee.....bad haircut.....nice mustang......id pee in your wife's butt(with all due respect.....this is dfwmustang speak for "she is pretty"), excellent choice of jeans/shirt/and flip flops.......you do not come off as a douche....and we can smell douche from FAR away.

So far your only mistake is not posting bewbs. So, with that said, I will give you one more chance to go to the pic/vid forum and post bewbs......since u r married and we are *ahem* repectful of that around here, you will be given this one time.....and one time only....chance to post bewbs of your favorite pornstar or whom you like to beat your meat the most to.

Do it.....do it now.

I use tobacco spit. spit from the tobacco that has my name on it.....for even though it still falls short of my glory.....it provides a spicy lube and I enjoy the pleasant aroma.

and once you posted the bewbs, we welcomed you like an old friend.....an old friend that smells funny and we all know is deeeeep in the closet.....but a friend nonetheless.

Not sure....can i bury my head in between your bewbs while I search........o right.

Seriously though.....he's white....white power. lol

hurt me hurt me hurt me!!!!! lol

Finally the old Jester is back. Guess it only took the divorce being finalized for you to return to your old ways?

[Jester]

Finally the old Jester is back. Guess it only took the divorce being finalized for you to return to your old ways?

lmao.....no comment

[Tyrone Biggums]

I don't know what's worse, going bald or having a forehead with that much hair on it. How long have you been walking upright?

[Trick Pony]

I don't know what's worse, going bald or having a forehead with that much hair on it. How long have you been walking upright?

I too have a proceeding hairline. You just jelly.

[SNEAKY]

welcome aboard chris. nice car, and nice color. ignore these idiots

[564826]

Welcome to your new addiction!

[threefortytwo]

Fuck off and welcome to the site ya prick.