New member coming to DFW

[Denny]

Photos of the wife won't be happening, I don't have the wide angle lens capable of handling that shot

Younger sister?

[Slinkchris]

Here ya go

[Damnittsteve]

Younger sister?

[Jester]

Younger sister?

I am fucking dying over here, Denny!!!!!!!!

Hopefully she is around 13ish.....and by ish I mean somewhere between 9 and 90.

[Damnittsteve]

newb u just fucked up

[Badass2000GT]

Nice man.

[Denny]

Nice man.

The chick isn't bad either.

[slow84lx]

Welcome to the site Chris...and to Dallas. Nice car, it looks good in white.

[Jester]

Here ya go

[Jester]

newb u just fucked up

he has no idea......

[Slinkchris]

Welcome to the site Chris...and to Dallas. Nice car, it looks good in white.

Thanks

[Slinkchris]

he has no idea......

Enjoy the pics, make sure you use lotion bud

[Jester]

Okay Chris......nice goattee.....bad haircut.....nice mustang......id pee in your wife's butt(with all due respect.....this is dfwmustang speak for "she is pretty"), excellent choice of jeans/shirt/and flip flops.......you do not come off as a douche....and we can smell douche from FAR away.

So far your only mistake is not posting bewbs. So, with that said, I will give you one more chance to go to the pic/vid forum and post bewbs......since u r married and we are *ahem* repectful of that around here, you will be given this one time.....and one time only....chance to post bewbs of your favorite pornstar or whom you like to beat your meat the most to.

Do it.....do it now.

[Badass2000GT]

The chick isn't bad either.

Damnit.

[Jester]

Enjoy the pics, make sure you use lotion bud

I use tobacco spit. spit from the tobacco that has my name on it.....for even though it still falls short of my glory.....it provides a spicy lube and I enjoy the pleasant aroma.