What's the deal...

[Gtracer]

Don’t really pay much attention to the other guys and what they do with their pisser but I know that it bugs the $hit out of me when you have multiple, available urinals and someone just decides the one right next to you is the best....at least space every other one...unless it is full and there are no stalls available...

[Z06killinsbf]

Why are you paying attention to other guys while in the urinal? Hoping to catch a peek or something?

Well, you know

GTracer, that just break the bro law right there.

[Ted]

I like to make everyone feel uncomfortable by acting like it burns, or talking about my flare-ups.

[Silverback]

I like to make everyone feel uncomfortable by acting like it burns, or talking about my flare-ups.

I like to throw out a "OH GOD that burns... You get that too right?"

[bcoop]

What the fuck? Last night this ooze was green, now it's red.

[Matt]

It makes me laugh when the guys moan constantly when they piss. It's almost like they just came

[VaderTT]

It seems as though there are 1 or 2 dudes a day, that like to go to the urinal, rip a handfull of their pubes out and put them on the top.

[ELVIS]

It seems as though there are 1 or 2 dudes a day, that like to go to the urinal, rip a handfull of their pubes out and put them on the top.

im just shedding my winter coat dude.

god bless.

[Z06killinsbf]

It seems as though there are 1 or 2 dudes a day, that like to go to the urinal, rip a handfull of their pubes out and put them on the top.

I imagine that is from the frustration of trying to find it.

<-- leaves no pube trail.

[chuckacosta]

The one thing I don't understand is the motherfuckers that think it necessary to pick their nose and wipe them above the urinal. I never noticed till my dad pointed it out to me one time. Now that is WTF?!

[Gtracer]

Well, you know

GTracer, that just break the bro law right there.

There is a old guy up here that does this all the time....the other day he must have pissed on himself or something because my buddy came out of the bathroom and he tells me that the guy (we all know him) turns around, junk in hand, walks up behind him at the counter and reaches for some paper towles, turns around and walks back to the urinal....Damn sick

[Ted]

There is a old guy up here that does this all the time....the other day he must have pissed on himself or something because my buddy came out of the bathroom and he tells me that the guy (we all know him) turns around, junk in hand, walks up behind him at the counter and reaches for some paper towles, turns around and walks back to the urinal....Damn sick

Did he tell the story like the Adam sandler skit and then holler "Screw you guys for judging"?

[Gtracer]

Did he tell the story like the Adam sandler skit and then holler "Screw you guys for judging"?

Adam Sandler skit? Man I used to have some of his CD's but it has been a long time...I remember his song "piece of shit car" though...

[Ted]

Adam Sandler skit? Man I used to have some of his CD's but it has been a long time...I remember his song "piece of shit car" though...

It was called Memory Lane, on one of his CDs

[VaderTT]

In our bathroom, we have 10 stalls and 14 urinals. Why is it, that some faggot ass old dude feels it necessary to, out of 13 empty urinals, pick the one right fucking next to me????

I want to just wait until they start pissing and deck them in the fucking face.