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What a shitty way to die. Imagine sitting in heaven at St Peter's bar and grill and the discussion turns to how you were killed.
"I was bayonneted by a Jap in the war," says one guy.
"Well I was murdered by pirates on the high seas."
"Saved a baby from a burning building," says another.
You lower your head shamefully and say "I was killed by a swan."
That really has to be one of the gayest wats to get killed.
"I was bayonneted by a Jap in the war," says one guy.
"Well I was murdered by pirates on the high seas."
"Saved a baby from a burning building," says another.
You lower your head shamefully and say "I was killed by a swan."
That really has to be one of the gayest wats to get killed.
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