Nude Maid Service Draws Police Scrutiny in Texas City

[STRONGNUFF]

Good god. I'll bet that any one of them would gladly bury a feather duster in their ass and scoot across your hard wood floors like a dog for an extra $5.

lol

[Treasure Chest]

...and Jehovah's Witnesses.

We have more issues with Longview Baptist Temple (our local cult). They have a bad habit of sending our underage kids to do their proselytizing, so that doesn't really work.

The kids did let the Kirby vacuum guy in a few months ago. I was getting ready for a concert, and the doorbell rang. Thinking it was the pizza guy, I told the oldest to answer the door and give him the check. Once they're in, they don't leave, so I went about my business and he stood in the living room for about 20 minutes with everyone doing their own thing. He kept asking if there was a better time to come by, and I told him, with my hair dryer running, that it's pretty much always like this. This is the longest I've gone without a visit from some random Kirby salesman, so I'm hoping they blacklisted the house.

[shumpertdavid]

We have more issues with Longview Baptist Temple (our local cult). They have a bad habit of sending our underage kids to do their proselytizing, so that doesn't really work.

The kids did let the Kirby vacuum guy in a few months ago. I was getting ready for a concert, and the doorbell rang. Thinking it was the pizza guy, I told the oldest to answer the door and give him the check. Once they're in, they don't leave, so I went about my business and he stood in the living room for about 20 minutes with everyone doing their own thing. He kept asking if there was a better time to come by, and I told him, with my hair dryer running, that it's pretty much always like this. This is the longest I've gone without a visit from some random Kirby salesman, so I'm hoping they blacklisted the house.

Pretty sure I could clear a house of the kirby guy in about 10 seconds. When he asks if he can give a demonstration of his vacuum, I'd kindly reply with "only if I can demonstrate the 12 gauge first".

[stevo]

I too was going to say something to the effect of "picky ass MFers" until I saw the pics, geezus, no way in hell I'm paying them for anything, even though I did like the punk-rocker/Rainbow Brite make-up job on the Kirsten Dunst lookin' chick. There must be some desperate people out there though.

Stevo

[Broncojohnny]

Just imagine what the people who call up these skanks must look like.

[stevo]

Just imagine what the people who call up these skanks must look like.

Stevo

[Txstang1]

[KBScobravert]

My guess is they have rap sheets with prostitution charges associated with them already. This is just a method to get them off the street.

Oh, would not do.

[UserX]

My penis is dirty, and I think it needs to be spit shined.

Think that would fly?

[HarrisonTX]

Man those are some rough bitches. The car port pose is pretty funny. I miss LBK from time to time, but it's not because of nude cleaning companies.

[helosailor]

Day-shift stripper rejects with swiffers?

[crapstang]

Pretty obvious why it's drawing scrutiny.....

[Baba Ganoush]

Nnnooooooooooo!

[Buick355]

Pretty obvious why it's drawing scrutiny.....

Yup, you know damn well for an extra few bucks or a crack rock they'll polish more than just your silverware. Better call the pharmacy ahead of time so they can have some Valtrex ready for you though.

[Blackout]