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  • #46
    Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums View Post
    Good god. I'll bet that any one of them would gladly bury a feather duster in their ass and scoot across your hard wood floors like a dog for an extra $5.

    I'd tip 20% for that.

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    • #47
      Fucking horrible. They would have to pay me to look at them. I'd rather fuck a goat.
      Originally posted by racrguy
      What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
      Originally posted by racrguy
      Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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      • #48
        You guys don't know, maybe that's what a 9 looks like in Lubbock!
        Originally posted by Nash B.
        Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
          You guys don't know, maybe that's what a 9 looks like in Lubbock!
          Instead of breast-feeding, I'll bet her mama fed her with a sling-shot.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
            You guys don't know, maybe that's what a 9 looks like in Lubbock!
            No, it isn't. Lubbock if full of hot chicks and she ain't one of them.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by vertnut View Post
              instead of breast-feeding, i'll bet her mama fed her with a sling-shot.
              lmao

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              • #52
                Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                At least they are performing a service, not just standing in one spot dancing.
                i wouldnt want them in my house

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                • #53


                  Only if you can prove that you're a legitimate nudist.

                  Originally posted by roliath View Post
                  when they are at my house, its only fair that i'm nude too.

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                  • #54
                    ^Cock in hand should suffice.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                      ^Cock in hand should suffice.
                      "The bedroom over there is a real mess... "
                      Originally posted by Sean88gt
                      You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                      Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                      You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                        ^Cock in hand should suffice.
                        If we lived in Lubbock, I would be completely tempted to blow $100 to demonstrate the flawed logic of this policy. Robert's been known to answer the door completely nude, on occasion. My useless ex-husband and his troll-faced wife can attest to that....

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                          If we lived in Lubbock, I would be completely tempted to blow $100 to demonstrate the flawed logic of this policy. Robert's been known to answer the door completely nude, on occasion. My useless ex-husband and his troll-faced wife can attest to that....
                          It's a great way to get rid of door to door salesmen.
                          Originally posted by BradM
                          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                          Originally posted by Leah
                          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                            It's a great way to get rid of door to door salesmen.
                            No one fucks up my Nekkid Tuesdays. No one.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                              It's a great way to get rid of door to door salesmen.


                              ...and Jehovah's Witnesses.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                                No one fucks up my Nekkid Tuesdays. No one.
                                I hate it when people come over on Naked Sundays.....damn it......No kid, house quiet.....nakedness....ahhhh, then bam, the door rings......I need Robert to come answer mine......Both of em nakee might convince the people not to come back!!!

                                Let me preface that by saying naked chicks would also be in the house!

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