where can i get a goat?

[Treasure Chest]

i want to get my girlfriend a baby pygmy goat.. anyone know of a place that sells them?

What are her plans with said Pygmy goat?

[Buick355]

[DeddRekoning]

I've had some goats before. They piss on themselves, shit involuntarily and stink all together. If anything, get a fainting goat. It will provide some entertainment at least lol

[Sean88gt]

Just check out Craigslist for the outlying areas.

[SouthernSVT]

I've actually got a buddy who's step dad owns one of those little goats as a pet. I'll ask him where they got it next time I see him.

[SMEGMA STENCH]

They're actually kind of high maintenance too. If you treat them right .

That's cause they are a damn farm animal. Get her a normal pet .

[yellowstang]

Get her one, fatten it up, then kill and eat it!

[stevo]

They may not be a legal pet in your area. In our city they are not, but a pot belly pig is legal. But then again, a pig can be house-trained.

Stevo

[VaderTT]

My dad has a neighbor that sells them, I can get his number if you want. You have to promise not to fuck it though.

[Tyrone Biggums]

When you get one, be sure to take it to the Ragoo Festival.

[Ted]

When you get one, be sure to take it to the Ragoo Festival.

Quick goat thinking " They fuckin superimposed me"

[Rick Modena]

Get her one, fatten it up, then kill and eat it!

This!

I had smoked goat (cabrito) at the BBQ cookoff championships in S.A. a few months ago, it was pretty tasty...

[Wicked98Snake]

Quick goat thinking " They fuckin superimposed me"

"How am I going to get off the truck if I can't even chew though the fucking rope!"

[stevo]

"Fuck me in my goat ass".

Stevo

[Trip McNeely]

Ehh ya buttonhooked me!!