Weirdest thing your dog has pooped.

[FreightTrain]

LOL my dog loves to chew on ropes. Well the other day he was outside trying to take a shit and he had that worried look on his face and nothing was coming out. I told my wife to come out there and help him since it's her dog lol. She had to get a glove and saw that a string was hanging out his ass. She started pulling on it and it kept coming and coming. It reminded me of the scene from Pee Wee Herman with the bicyle where he just keeps pulling the chain out lol.

The string ended up being about 18 inches long. I wish I had a camera. The look on both of their faces was pricesless. He was worried as shit and she was grossed out.

[ARIX]

LOL my dog loves to chew on ropes. Well the other day he was outside trying to take a shit and he had that worried look on his face and nothing was coming out. I told my wife to come out there and help him since it's her dog lol. She had to get a glove and saw that a string was hanging out his ass. She started pulling on it and it kept coming and coming. It reminded me of the scene from Pee Wee Herman with the bicyle where he just keeps pulling the chain out lol.

The string ended up being about 18 inches long. I wish I had a camera. The look on both of their faces was pricesless. He was worried as shit and she was grossed out.

Lol had something similair happen with my spoiled dog. I took her to the beach and for some reason she munched on some sea weed that had been washed up. The next morn I heard her howling and looked out the tent to see her dragging her ass across the sand. I went to investigate and saw the sea weed hanging out. It was funny till I had to assist her.

[Rreemo]

When I worked at the animal hopsital years ago we saw a very sick bull terrier (Spuds Mackenzie dog, but he's real name was Tuffy)....extremely painful touch to his abdomin, could hardly walk, etc. An Xray revealed a large mass in his belly, hard to make out what it was but first thought to be a tumor. We prepped for surgery and opened him up...we found the entire head off of a Cabbage Patch Doll. Sewed him up and ole Tuffy was up and around the very next day.

We also had a little Yorkie come in with dental floss hanging out of her mouth and her ass...that was a very involved surgery, and a VERY expensive lesson for the owner. She almost didn't pull through.

[Jimbo]

Baseball covers, tennis ball pieces, neon green softball covers, etc.

[KBScobravert]

When I worked at the animal hopsital years ago we saw a very sick bull terrier (Spuds Mackenzie dog, but he's real name was Tuffy)....extremely painful touch to his abdomin, could hardly walk, etc. An Xray revealed a large mass in his belly, hard to make out what it was but first thought to be a tumor. We prepped for surgery and opened him up...we found the entire head off of a Cabbage Patch Doll. Sewed him up and ole Tuffy was up and around the very next day.

We also had a little Yorkie come in with dental floss hanging out of her mouth and her ass...that was a very involved surgery, and a VERY expensive lesson for the owner. She almost didn't pull through.

I see what you did there.

[80coupe]

a whole tub of butter.

[Stephen]

no shit pics with corn? WTF

[Baba Ganoush]

I had a lab poop a tennis ball once....well just the fuz. It was hanging out of his ass the whole day. I helped him out with some needle nose and a little tug.


Reminds me of one time I had to pinch a loaf while I was way out in BFE going house to house. I noticed a loose dog at one house, next house was vacant so I dug a hole, did my thing, and buried my TP. Go to the next house and as I'm pulling down the driveway to leave, the loose dog runs by with my used TP in his mouth. I laughed at the thought of that ending up on someones' porch.

[Denny]

a whole tub of butter.

Your dog shit out a whole tub of butter?!

[slow99]

Olde English Bulldog:

Nuts, bolts, speaker wires, my dad's watch.

[JC316]

Ryan the rottweiler was an escape artist, he could get out of any collar, so I bought him a harness. Unfortunately pink was all they had left in his stupidly large size. I hook him up to his chain for the night and go to sleep. Next morning, he is loose and the harness is gone.... Can't find the harness anywhere...... Next day his shit is pink... Fucker ate the entire harness.

[80coupe]

Your dog shit out a whole tub of butter?!

Yes tub in all.

[SEB]

Buttkiss shit a piece of plastic from like a walmart sack out. That shit looked pretty nasty. He walked around for like 2 mins trying to shit that thing out his ass LMAO, Should have seen the look on is face, I wasnt about to pull it out with no gloves

[scootro]

a baby

[Unicorn Jeff]

My dogs have been really good about not eating shit their not suppose to. Now my little one will get a roll of toilet paper and tear it up everywhere but doesn't eat it. Now my big one will kill birds, squirrels and other random rodents and hides them in her mouth. Once you let her in and sit down she'll drop the fucking dead carcass in your lap.