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  • #31
    Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
    bargoyle.

    god bless.
    Fucking right! I'm going to steal that one if it's ok.
    Ded

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Yale View Post
      My beef isn't with her looks. She's pretty enough for my dick. My beef is with her attitude. Nothing turns me off a woman faster than a bad attitude, especially when it looks like that bad attitude is a direct result of a lack of intelligence. Let's just say I end up getting a shot at this busted down Baby-Spice wannabe. Why would I put up with her shit?
      Nobody said you hve to put up with her. I'm not in the habit of putting up with a woman's shit these days. I get what I'm after, and that's the last of it. You're doing it wrong, young grasshopper.

      It's just the same ol' tired shit on here. Like the "a fox with $20k in mods is faster" crap.
      Originally posted by BradM
      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
      Originally posted by Leah
      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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      • #33
        You're smoking crack Brent. It isn't that she is completely average, it's that she is rambling on like a conceited moron about how tough her life is having similar looks to Kate Upton. It makes her averageness look like Courtney Love after a bender.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by talisman View Post
          it's that she is rambling on like a conceited moron about how tough her life is having similar looks to Kate Upton.
          Where have I said otherwise? I'm speaking to Frost and PTSD Paramedic Tim, specifically.
          Originally posted by BradM
          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
          Originally posted by Leah
          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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          • #35
            I sympathize with her, it is really hard being extremely attractive these days...

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            • #36
              I would do her but that's not saying much, I have done worst, hell my penis doesn't have eyes!
              Originally posted by Nash B.
              Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                Where have I said otherwise? I'm speaking to Frost and PTSD Paramedic Tim, specifically.


                After nine years I'd think you could figure out the fucking quote function!

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                  PTSD Paramedic Tim.
                  ahahahahahahaha!!!
                  Originally posted by Silverback
                  Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by talisman View Post
                    After nine years I'd think you could figure out the fucking quote function!
                    multi quote doesn't work from my phone.
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                    Originally posted by Leah
                    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                    • #40
                      Shit's raw.
                      Ded

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                      • #41
                        I'd fuck her and then tell everyone I didn't...
                        Originally posted by Silverback
                        Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                        • #42
                          I bet her Doo Lolly looks like a football with the laces out.

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                          • #43
                            Based on my experience, the average level of female hotness in the UK is much lower than it is here in Texas.

                            So I guess she may be considered attractive there..... not so much here....

                            She kinda looks like my aunt... Kinda creepy actually...

                            Anyway, she can save the shit about life being so hard 'cause she's "attractive"....

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Gargamel View Post

                              She kinda looks like my aunt.
                              Pics?
                              Originally posted by Silverback
                              Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                              • #45
                                Excellent point, in England that chick might as well be Kate Upton.
                                Originally posted by racrguy
                                What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
                                Originally posted by racrguy
                                Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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