Columnist bemoans her good looks: The Web Responds

[Jimbo]

Lmao. You knew all the guys with 10s on here would be bashing her.

She's not drop dead gorgeous, but she's decent enough looking. And I'm willing to wager those bashing have far less attractive significant others.

That said, she's a bit egotistical. I can't really see her being so good looking that she catches the criticism she claims to catch.

I don't see this thread as necessitating the standard "would not bang" bashing responses of other threads, critiquing a woman's looks. I'm not bashing and never said she wasn't good enough to bang. If I had been, you would lose your wager. If she catches the amount of flak she claims over her looks then I conclude the UK has lower standards than Texas. I would honestly rate her closer to unattractive than the icon of beauty she professed to be.

A quick search, just to ensure I'm not being too hasty:

[71chevellejohn]

Your words are just proving her point!.... lol

On Tuesday we ran a piece in the The Look chronicling the firestorm started by Brick, 41, a British freelance writer who penned an essay in the Daily Mail about how petty and cruel other women have been to her over the years because she’s so attractive. In the essay, Brick describes the way men she’s never met tend to shower her with free bottles of champagne, train tickets, cab fare, drinks and flowers — while the women in her life treat her with hostility and jealousy and block her from promotions at work.

To put it mildly, the essay BLEW UP. It triggered media coverage all over the world and elicited thousands of comments from readers — many of whom described Brick as delusional and criticized her appearance. “Samantha Brick” became a globally trending topic on Twitter and remained so on Wednesday, thanks in no small part to a follow-up essay Brick wrote about the backlash.

In her most recent piece, Brick defiantly defends her original essay and says the mean-spirited vitriol directed at her proves the point she was trying to make.

“Their level of anger only underlines that no one in this world is more reviled than a pretty woman,” Brick wrote.

“If Brad Pitt were to say: ‘Yes, I'm a good-looking fella,’ then the world would nod sagely in agreement. But if Angelina Jolie uttered something along those lines, she’d be subject to the same foaming-at-the-mouth onslaught hurled at me yesterday.”

Brick confessed to crying repeatedly in reaction to people’s comments and described the past 24 hours as “among the most horrendous” in her life.
“But do I regret my article? Not at all,” Brick wrote. “I know I’m risking the wrath of the online community once more, but there is an irony to yesterday. While I was tearfully dealing with the emails and calls outside the supermarket, a young man approached me, offered to park my car and even get me a coffee. He could see I was having a tough time — and yes, my looks had helped me out again.”

Not surprisingly, day two of this media frenzy has taken a decided turn toward comedy. The tweets are still coming fast and furious, and many, like this one, are having fun with the entire dustup: “Samantha Brick arrested for attempted murder of Snow White so she can remain ‘fairest in the land.’ ”
Even better, a spoof Samantha Brick Twitter account, @La_Brick, has launched with the tagline “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.” It’s serving up gems like these:

“To all my new male followers: I’m flattered, but I’m not surprised.”

“Another free latte. I ordered tea, but he had such imploring eyes. And the lady who thought it was ‘her’ latte — if looks could kill!!”

“Local wives throwing stones at my bedroom window again. Husband says it’s hail. Don’t think he realises what I go through every day.”

“Your jealousy is real. I can feel it right through the Internet.”

HAAAAA!!!!

[stevo]

It's simply because she doesn't have the looks to back up her level of vanity. Nobody said anything about that disqualifying her for a night of balls deep butt-sex.

One hell of a moment of clarity.

Stevo

[jdgregory84]

Wow. She looks like she's made out of Crisco.

[SouthernSVT]

She's not too bad, I would probably hit it. Wouldn't brag about it or anything, but she could ride me after a couple beers.

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[YALE]

Miss B = Samantha Brick?

I'm tired of hoes hatin' cuz i'm off in the club cuz they
crackas keep hollerin and showin me love don't get
mad at me girl it ain't my fault that this fit that i'm fittin
see ya boyfriend bought i paid the cost but now i'm
the boss and u picked the fight but u see dat u lost
outside of the spot girl lookin cuz mess gettin mad by
the second cuz i'm lookin the best I see ya homie and
she lookin depressed cuz my crackas pourin liquor
all over her dress oops! now she mad girl what u gon
do by the sound and the whispers of her weak ass crew
but ya played into it and u got stomped out maybe
next time you won't open ya got damn mouth with a
timberland logo branded in ya forehead glass stickin
out the side and the color is red

Chorus:

(I'll hit that bitch with bottle)
I don't fight I don't argue I'll just that bitch with a bottle
(I'll hit that bitch with a bottle)
Call my click don't bother I'll just hit that bitch with a bottle
(I'll hit that bitch with a bottle)
Got problems I'll solve em I'll just hit that bitch with a bottle
(I'll hit that bitch with a bottle)

Verse2:

Don't get happy security ain't comin for you we buck
we ain't lettin security through bitch we ain't playin you
goin off in a pit in the public actin stupid girl throwin up
fits never again you gone live to talk about it how this
ass whoppin make u where u never ever doubt it I came
to party not to fight with u defending myself is somethin
I got a right to do better get ya **** right before you get
stomped out better yet bottle action and I put ya lights
out got a bad ass temper and I'm dealin with that my
gurl cracka kinda crazy beatin bitches with bats i'm kinda
confused u ain't talkin much now next time you see me girl
you'll be takin a bow as you see i'm not a kid and I don't
play games my names says it all I'll just take a bottle in hand

Chorus:

(I'll hit that bitch with bottle)
I don't fight I don't argue I'll just that bitch with a bottle
(I'll hit that bitch with a bottle)
Call my click don't bother I'll just hit that bitch with a bottle
(I'll hit that bitch with a bottle)
Got problems I'll solve em I'll just hit that bitch with a bottle
(I'll hit that bitch with a bottle)

Verse3:

One heffa two heffas three heffas four hit that bitch with a
bottle watch that head hit the floor cuz I ain't the type a bitch
that wanna start alot of **** askin for the bottle action yo
thats what she gon get don't start no **** it won't be no **** hypnotiq,
henny,moet yo heffas take yo pick attitude cuz
i'm wavy and you walkin around nappy head bussin bussin bussin
like my name was lil scrappy westside westside till I die
rep Bankhead graduated from Doug High I'm a vet in
this thang bein a part of this game got my game goin like
J. Dupree was my name everywhere I go I feel the mug
a hater givin em much drama to the club i'ma cater need
some controversy i'ma give u somethin to talk about
see me bust a bottle everybody raise ya hands

Chorus:

(I'll hit that bitch with bottle)
I don't fight I don't argue I'll just that bitch with a bottle
(I'll hit that bitch with a bottle)
Call my click don't bother I'll just hit that bitch with a bottle
(I'll hit that bitch with a bottle)
Got problems I'll solve em I'll just hit that bitch with a bottle
(I'll hit that bitch with a bottle)

Bridge:

My crackas blaze that weed we gon stomp that bitch
till she bleed don't let security through we gon put her
in ICU cuz I ain't got nothin to loose I'm in control but
I'ma take that ho with no lows I'll hit that bitch with
a bottle I'll hit that bitch with a bottle I said my crackas
blaze that weed we gon stomp that bitch till she bleed
don't let security through we'll ICU security too and
I ain't got nothin to loose I'm in control but i'ma take
that ho with no lows I'll hit that bitch with a bottle,
I'll hit that bitch with a bottle I'll hit that bitch with a bottle!

[Sean88gt]

I'd fuck her, then take the cash from her purse to teach her that she has to pay for the finer things.

[71chevellejohn]

I'd fuck her, then take the cash from her purse to teach her that she has to pay for the finer things.

/thread.

[VaderTT]

[Treasure Chest]

There is nothing attractive about her.

[Rick Modena]

The dragon master haz spoketh...

[VaderTT]

Lulz^

[crapstang]

I believe she has experienced a double backfire from the interwebs

[Broncojohnny]

Fat and sloppy if you ask me.

[ELVIS]

bargoyle.

god bless.