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    Over a week ago I was inside a car working. I was squatting a bit and for what ever reason, everytime I'd stand, my knee would POP pretty hard. There is pain but not unbareable. I've been walking with a brace since then with no improvement. When i take a step and extend that leg, it'l POP. If i squat, I can feel my knee almost "slide" and become painful, and then when I stand , it pops hard and painfully. I have an appointment wed with the obgyn since I'm a pussy.
    Anybody ever experience anything like this?
    I'm 28 and havent had any knee problems

  • #2
    Diagnosis: torn meniscus
    Formal medical training: None

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    • #3
      Amputate everything above the knee.
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      Would you like your reparations in 5.56mm or 7.62mm?

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      • #4
        Paging Doctor Google. Doctor Google, your assistance is needed in The Back Porch, stat!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Samhain View Post
          Amputate everything above the knee.
          I see what you did there.

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          • #6
            Sounds like HIV, or maybe even a full blown case of AIDS.
            .

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            • #7
              Do knee problems run in your family? Because they do in my family... Had a few family members have their knees replaced with titanium ones and shit.

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              • #8
                coulda caught the gay!
                Originally posted by Nash B.
                Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                • #9
                  You should get metal legs. Its a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ted View Post
                    You should get metal legs. Its a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.
                    With an SN like TeamJacob, do you think he really has the six million dollars to go through with it?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ted View Post
                      You should get metal legs. Its a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.
                      Fuck that get tank tread legs, like some kind of Johnny 5 cyborg! Fucking women would just throw their panties at you, which would be a waste because you love the cock, but awesome regardless.
                      Originally posted by Nash B.
                      Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                      • #12
                        I'd say you got bit by a rat snake.

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                        • #13
                          Maybe you shouldn't be on your knees as much

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by juiceweezl View Post
                            I'd say you got bit by a rat snake.
                            Going by where he lives I'd bet money it was a Texas Rat Snake..

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                            • #15
                              Lol. Blue ribbon goes to samhain with some close runner ups.

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