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  • #16
    I won back $6 of the $10.
    You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.

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    • #17
      Just got Foxnews alert. 3 winners in Maryland, Illinois, and Kansas.
      Ford
      GM
      Toyota
      VAG

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      • #18
        Originally posted by quikag View Post
        Just got Foxnews alert. 3 winners in Maryland, Illinois, and Kansas.
        DFWM news alert>fox news

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Sgt Beavis View Post
          At least I won back my $20..


          Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD
          i call bullshit! lets see your ticket

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          • #20
            What do we need the lottery for?? We're DFWM ballas!!!! Choooooochoooooooooo$$$$$$$$$$$
            Originally posted by talisman
            I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
            Originally posted by AdamLX
            If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
            Originally posted by Broncojohnny
            Because fuck you, that's why
            Originally posted by 80coupe
            nice dick, Idrivea4banger
            Originally posted by Rick Modena
            ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
            Originally posted by Jester
            Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
              What do we need the lottery for?? We're DFWM ballas!!!! Choooooochoooooooooo$$$$$$$$$$$
              You didn't die? FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!1111!!!JUAN!!!!
              Originally posted by Silverback
              Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                You didn't die? FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!1111!!!JUAN!!!!
                Nope, I live to troll another day!!! The AIDS can't hold me down!!
                Originally posted by talisman
                I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                Originally posted by AdamLX
                If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                Because fuck you, that's why
                Originally posted by 80coupe
                nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                Originally posted by Rick Modena
                ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                Originally posted by Jester
                Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by CRASH View Post
                  Yeah, I bet he's PISSED that he ONLY won $300 million.
                  He just lost another $100MM, 3 winners. I certainly wouldn't be pissed to come away with $200MM, but there sure would be a hint of disappointment in "losing" $400MM in a matter of hours.

                  I think I'd get over it rather quickly though, as soon as that check came.

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                  • #24
                    Chick my wife knows hit 3 numbers plus the powerball, supposedly that's 10 Gs!
                    Detailing is an Obsession!!

                    1996 MYSTIC Cobra #405 of 2000

                    Fox Coupe "Calypso Killer"

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Wish4svts View Post
                      Chick my wife knows hit 3 numbers plus the powerball, supposedly that's 10 Gs!
                      Nope, http://www.megamillions.com/howto/

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                      • #26
                        My bad it was 4 and 1. Didn't really pay attention, but she did win 10gs.
                        Detailing is an Obsession!!

                        1996 MYSTIC Cobra #405 of 2000

                        Fox Coupe "Calypso Killer"

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                        • #27
                          Some dude in front of me at the gas station bought $120 in lotto tickets and had to go behind the counter with the clerk when he told him he only won $2 lol

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