Where would you take a hot chick that's never been in the USA?

[Memo]

Like the title says. I went to a family wedding in Mexico a few months ago and met this cool chick. Anyway, she's coming to Dallas to visit and it's my job to entertain her for the week. She'll be here Friday.

Any suggestions on where to take her? I want to do a variety of things and give her a good impression of Dallas.

And yeah I know where a lot of you are headed with this, so to nip it in the bud I'll post a work appropriate pic. And yes that's all you get.

[71chevellejohn]

I would bring her to my place. I'll pm you my address and you can drop her off.

[Tx Redneck]

No time wasted...

[347Mike]

Tell her Dallas is a dangerous place and it would be better if you stayed inside on the couch watching movies and drinking alcohol..

[Geor!]

New fine arts theater. If they don't have a theater, take her to some sleazy shithole porn shack that has one. If neither of those two are an option, take her to a nice dinner at steak n shake and top her shake/malt off with your very own whipped cream. If you are unable to work up any, drop her off with me. She's hot, btw. Maybe a tad too thin for my taste, but i could probably rise to the occasion.

[347Mike]

Does she know you drive a Viper?

[racrguy]

Hey man, you're doing it wrong. Steak and BJ day was the 14th.

[Silverback]

to the Michoacana and then back to the kitchen so she could make me some tasty south of the border treats.

Then off to club Babaloo or 2015 or whatever it is now for Tejano night

[jdgregory84]

Mavericks game on Tuesday.

[FRANCISCO308]

take her to sona rosa

[Skidmark]

Met her in Mexico? Better watch out... she'll get pregnant just looking at your dick.

[ram57ta]

El Fenix, New Fine Arts, liquor store, then home?

[347Mike]

Why is everyone suggesting Mexican food? If I am from Maine and go to Texas, I wouldn't want to eat seafood.....

[Unicorn Jeff]

Met her in Mexico? Better watch out... she'll get pregnant just looking at your dick.

Pretty sure that's her plan when she gets here.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Why is everyone suggesting Mexican food? If if I am from Maine and go to Texas I wouldn't want seafood to eat.....

It's so she doesn't get home sick! She'll just get sick!