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  • Cops kick in door - Seize hair straighteners

    Yep. DHS is kicking in doors to seize hair straighteners. Seems these straighteners were missing a stamp or something and as a result, they felt the need to kick in a door while conducting a raid.

    Unbelievable...

    "The Department of Homeland Security, a federal agency created in the aftermath of 9/11 to fight terrorism, has continued its war on potentially deadly grooming appliances by raiding a home in the affluent Orange County city of Laguna Niguel to seize allegedly counterfeit hair straighteners.
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    “About 10 investigators with the Orange County District Attorney’s Office and special ICE Homeland Security Investigations agents combed through the garage and the single-story house in the 29500 block of Pelican Way near Niguel Road and Alicia Parkway,” reports the Orange County Register.

    According to the feds, the American people need to be protected from the threat of counterfeit hair straighteners because they could pose a safety hazard to consumers.

    The owners of the business that sold the product, Brisk Deals, labeled the incident a “misunderstanding,” adding that the feds conducted the raid as if they were targeting armed terrorists, not dodgy hair irons.

    “They attacked the house like they thought we had guns, like we’re a gang or gun-running or something,” said UCI electrical engineering graduate student Mohsen Rafizaden, accusing the DHS of causing his mother to have a panic attack for which she was taken to hospital.

    The affidavit against the business claims that the hair straighteners violate trademarks held by Chi Curling Irons and GHD. The fact that the house was the target of a terrorist-hunting style siege over hair appliances illustrates how far the Department of Homeland Security has overstepped its jurisdiction.

    Let’s not forget last month’s proud announcement on behalf of the DHS that the U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) had stopped 13,000 potentially unsafe hair dryers from entering the country."

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  • #2
    Bunch of fucking MORONS. Makes me fucking sick.

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    • #3
      i'm withholding judgement till i hear the Chi's side of the story

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      • #4
        For a second I thought Frost posted this.
        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
        Would you like your reparations in 5.56mm or 7.62mm?

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        • #5
          Write your congressmen!
          WRX

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Samhain View Post
            For a second I thought Frost posted this.
            Just as bad!
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            • #7
              If they were gun running the DHS would have handed them more firearms and wished them a good day.
              I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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              • #8
                Lol. No doubt. But then again were that the case they would have never been raided to begin with...
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                • #9
                  I bet they had the best hair in the office after coming back from that raid.
                  Originally posted by racrguy
                  What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
                  Originally posted by racrguy
                  Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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                  • #10
                    You would think they ran out of real bad guys to go after. Good to know there is no drug smuggling, human trafficking, jihadist cells, Mexican cartel hit men, etc in the United States. I am so glad the only thing we have to worry about USED to be those counterfeit Chi's. I will sleep so much better tonight. Hell don't think I will even turn the alarm on or lock the doors anymore.

                    Everytime I hear a story like this or watch it on TV (like the game warden fucks on natgeo) I always hear their morning briefings going down like this. Capt gives the mission statement, the whole room goes WHAT?? but in Lois from Family Guys I can't believe this "WHAT" laugh.
                    Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                    • #11
                      Well if you aren't doing anything wrong then you don't have anything to worry about.....

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                      • #12
                        Unbeweavable!
                        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                        Would you like your reparations in 5.56mm or 7.62mm?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Samhain View Post
                          Unbeweavable!
                          LMFAO!

                          Stories like this make me want to curl up and dry...
                          www.allforoneroofing.com

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                          • #14
                            DHS agents aren't cops.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Osiris View Post
                              DHS agents aren't cops.
                              So we don't have to stop if they are behind us with flashing lights? What about when they come to our door with a search warrant or worse a SWAT team? How about at random checkpoints on the highway, can we keep on driving?

                              I understand what you are saying. You are a "Cop" they are not. BUT it is irrelevant when a person in a uniform or who is holding a badge in your face........they are all "Cops".
                              Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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