When You And Her/Him Have A Different Kissing Style...

[jasone]

fuck that, I am not paying extra for kissing.

[Sean88gt]

fuck that, I am not paying extra for kissing.

Quality post with Dave Ramsey approved financial wisdom.

[347Mike]

Suggestions:

1. If it doesn't work the second go around give her a blind fold and tell her to open her mouth like a donut and peck like a chicken.

2. Skip the foreplay and show her the Honesty Video in the NSFW forum and see what her reaction is, if it is laughter, start breaking the honesty box out.

[Buick355]

Skip straight to the fingerblasting.

X2. Kissing is for gays.

[Tyrone Biggums]

I had this one night stand who wanted to swallow my entire face basically. Not sure what the fuck that was about.

Ted has a lot of lip to give. That's just his style.

[BEARY]

If she can't kiss (no chemistry) then she can't f*ck, move on....the chemistry is in the kiss.

[halo/horns]

LOL @ Peck like a chicken. Nice!

Without any other info than you gave it's hard to say. Been a long time for a first kiss but I'd think the guy should be the non-conformist, but I'm one of those strong women types that requires a Boss. Unless she is trying to lick your tonsils or slobbers. yuck

[yellowstang]

Skip straight to the fingerblasting.

Saleen449 did what to you???

[71chevellejohn]

Have you tried hitting her?

[Ted]

Ted has a lot of lip to give. That's just his style.

Geof only wishes I would fuck him.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I just start off with light/soft kissing with no tongue for a bit. I've had some bitches straight up tonsil fuck me like a cow. I literally had to stop them and tell them to stop doing that. I've been told by many woman I'm a very good kisser... and also a pro at munching on some carpet.

[krazy kris]

superman dat hoe

[VaderTT]

Now watch me dooooooooo......

[Geor!]

Geof only wishes I would fuck him.

No, but I have thought about those DSLs on more than one occasion.

[mstng86]

This is one gag thread. All its missing is Elvis.