Damn

[BradM]

Well shit, got drunk, tried to use my thumbnail as a tool. Broke in half, bleed all over the god damn place. Wrapped in a towel, hope I pass out soon.

[BajaBob]

At least you didn't shit yourself. That'll hurt in the morning.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I'm glad I don't own a bar

[Txstang1]

Awesome ! It would hurt have more if you were not drunk. Remember that !!

[BradM]

I tried to take a pic of it but um shaking too much. It's not clotting yet. I'm think I lose the whole nail. Yeah.

[Downs]

Shit'll buff out.

[ram57ta]

Prolly lose your whole finger since your drunk...alcohol slows clotting. Might even lose your hand. Sucks to be you. Drink another.

[BradM]

I say using as a tool. Tried to open a pistachio, thumbnail came off like a small bov on 30 psi! Flicked right at me.

[UserX]

sounds like a tool alright lol

[BradM]

Prolly lose your whole finger since your drunk...alcohol slows clotting. Might even lose your hand. Sucks to be you. Drink another.

Not to worry my kneegrow, I'm slamming double shots of tequila as we type

[BradM]

sounds like a tool alright lol

Ha! You win sir.

[downshift_me]

Rub some dirt on it; you'll be alright.

[txsr20de]

I say using as a tool. Tried to open a pistachio, thumbnail came off like a small bov on 30 psi! Flicked right at me.

Pistachios always manage to fuck up my thumbnails. Even if you don't actually tear the nail, just hyper-extending the nail(does that make sense?) sucks.

I bet all that salt felt great in the wound!

[Jyard]

Hahaha I'm drunk

[71chevellejohn]

If you've got a stubborn pistachio, just used another pistachio shell to pry it open - don't sacrifice your digits.