Is it the future yet?

[UserX]

Everytime I walk past a Dippin' Dots kiosk in the mall I chuckle to myself.

They've been claiming to be "The Ice Cream of the Future" since I was able to read, and it still hasn't caught on. Maybe they need a new slogan?

[71chevellejohn]

"The Ice Cream of the Mall"

[lincolnboy]

Still waiting on the hover skate baord.

[jdgregory84]

Still waiting on the hover skate baord.

With the pussification of America increasong exponentially each day, the likelihood of a hoverboard to be approved by the pussies that regulate toys is shrinking like a dick in the north pole.

[MILK]

Still waiting on the hover skate baord.

Still waiting for more piks of the chick on your avatar!!

[347Mike]

With the pussification of America increasong exponentially each day, the likelihood of a hoverboard to be approved by the pussies that regulate toys is shrinking like a dick in the north pole.

I think pussification is not the word you're looking for. More like to many fatasses in America to get on a hoverboard....

[jdgregory84]

I think pussification is not the word you're looking for. More like to many fatasses in America to get on a hoverboard....

Haha! Fat guy on a hoverboard is just a fat guy on a board.

[asphaltjunkie]

they skipped hoverboard and went straight to the hovaround!

[Ted]

The spelling in this thread is mindblowing.

[91CoupeMike]

they skipped hoverboard and went straight to the hovaround!

Its called the rip stick.

The board you cannot ride without looking like a complete jackass.

[Mr_Fiux]

The spelling in this thread is mindblowing.

Grammar Nazi alert!!! SIEG HEIL!