Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

The Geofster

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 5
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 template Next
  • #16
    Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
    I checked Geofster's pm box, it actually has 200 anal sex requests.
    and 200 positive replies.

    A+++++ would dew again!

    Comment

    • #17
      I hope you all choke on a dog dick.
      How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

      Comment

      • #18
        Originally posted by Silverback View Post
        and 200 positive replies.

        A+++++ would dew again!
        There are a few negatives:

        "Felt like I was fucking a cement truck, couldn't get off."
        "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
        "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

        Comment

        • #19
          Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
          There are a few negatives:

          "Felt like I was fucking a cement truck, couldn't get off."
          I saw that but, I thought this one was better.

          "I shot myself in the eye with my own cum, how long does pink eye take to heal?"
          Originally posted by Silverback
          Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

          Comment

          • #20
            The troubling one is this one:

            "We had a great evening at Stan's in The Colony, despite me getting a ticket for no seat belt. Geoff was a gentleman, and treated me to several shots of Sambucca before reaching under the bar and grabbing my cock. After returning to my place, Geoff proceeded to undress me, then without haste, started trying to ram Elvis dolls, I mean action figures, into my ass!"

            Comment

            • #21
              ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
              Originally posted by Silverback
              Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

              Comment

              • #22
                Why Geor, you dirty motherfucker....

                Comment

                • #23
                  Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                  The troubling one is this one:

                  "We had a great evening at Stan's in The Colony, despite me getting a ticket for no seat belt. Geoff was a gentleman, and treated me to several shots of Sambucca before reaching under the bar and grabbing my cock. After returning to my place, Geoff proceeded to undress me, then without haste, started trying to ram Elvis dolls, I mean action figures, into my ass!"
                  That sounds like the one talking about having sex with Geof on the back of a Vert while "star-gazing"

                  Comment

                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Ted View Post
                    That sounds like the one talking about having sex with Geof on the back of a Vert while "star-gazing"
                    FUCK!?!

                    And when he asked me if I wanted to come "star-gazing" and if I had my own telescope, I told him yes, but I thought we were really going to look at stars...
                    Originally posted by Silverback
                    Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

                    Comment

                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                      FUCK!?!

                      And when he asked me if I wanted to come "star-gazing" and if I had my own telescope, I told him yes, but I thought we were really going to look at stars...
                      He asked if you had a telescope? He asked me if I had some Valium?
                      "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                      "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

                      Comment

                      • #26
                        He asked me if I wanted to play "hide the telescope" and suggested I take some valium before hand.

                        Comment

                        • #27
                          he asked me to go feed the ducks..... and you guys know what that means!!!

                          Comment

                          • #28
                            Originally posted by talisman View Post
                            He asked me if I wanted to play "hide the telescope" and suggested I take some valium before hand.
                            did that shit just happen?
                            "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                            "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

                            Comment

                            • #29
                              I called that number and instead of a 'HELLO', I got a 'FUCK OFF'?


                              What does that mean?
                              Originally posted by Silverback
                              Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

                              Comment

                              • #30
                                OP, please delete this thread. I cannot bear the harassment.
                                How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

                                Comment

                                Previous 1 2 3 4 5 template Next
                                Working...
                                X