Happy steak and BJ Day

[HenryJ]

We are offering a discounts on steaks tonight in honor of the holiday lol

Are your blowjob's still regular price?

[VaderTT]

Shit nukka I know I'm almost as hot as your girl so you must be getting our names mixed up! But damn man... I guess I'm gonna jack off in tears tonight thinking about this day. Anyone have dogs that like peanut butter?
Just kidding, don't arrest me!

Bubba?

JK dude, I'm not getting steak either.

Check craigslist...

I posted up a CL add, nicely worded, requesting a female to jerk off my un-fixord male bully. Stated that it did not require nudity and had to be a chick because my dog's a homophobe. It was flagged in like 20 seconds.

[centexchick]

Too bad it's on a school night. You should be more considerate of our schedules when you make your travel plans, dickhead.

you know....he could fly into Austin or something.....hell....I need my ginger fix.....

[Binky]

http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/

That site rocks - specifically the Advanced Techniques for BJ's -

Bout damn time some women learned how to do it right. Self Help video style.

[Osiris]

That site rocks - specifically the Advanced Techniques for BJ's -

Bout damn time some women learned how to do it right. Self Help video style.

I sent it to the lady

[Unicorn Jeff]

I sent it to the lady

And she said she needs to test some of those advanced techniques out on me before she comes home.

[Osiris]

And she said she needs to test some of those advanced techniques out on me before she comes home.

Just make sure she isn't tired when she comes back home.

[crapstang]

I've never seen that before haha, pretty sweet

[Wicked98Snake]

I've never seen that before haha, pretty sweet

Oh happy day, you better run home and tell your boyfriend.

[crapstang]

Oh happy day, you better run home and tell your boyfriend.

Nope. utilizing the GF

[Tyrone Biggums]

Nope. utilizing the GF

Oh, your guy friend. Makes perfect sense.

[crapstang]

Oh, your guy friend. Makes perfect sense.

Female, female only.
You can go in your own circle jerk with wickeddick98 and eat a steak together

[Osiris]

Jesus. You even insult like a child, not a teenager.

[Osiris]

Meat.

[347Mike]

Meat.

It looks small...