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I dated a girl who was 4'10 it was awesome. My wife is 5', it's also awesome.
I would have to say if she's at least cute-ish, I'd be down.
I would have to say if she's at least cute-ish, I'd be down.
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Hell even if she wasn't cute, I'd be down for it. I had pretty low standards when I was single, so saying I would not bang a midget would be pretty damn insulting to them. Plus, midget sex is still sex; not to mention your dick would look enormous!I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.
Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.Comment
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<----This guy, right here.Comment
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What type are we talking about, there are an estimated 200 types of Dwarfism.
Screw Primordial Dwarfism, that shit freaks me out. High pitched voiced rat people.
Would bang the shit out of Tasia though!
Originally posted by forbes View Post
I would bang a midget chick dressed as an oompa loompa!DedComment
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my criteria:
human?
female?
alive?
taller than you are wide?
wood due
(your mileage may vary depending on my alcohol consumption, but I can pretty much guarantee if you meet the criteria, I can drink enough to make it happen)Comment
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Deaf, dumb, blind, or crazy between 18 & 80Comment
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hell yeah! knock the bottom out of that little twazzer!May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
Semper FiComment
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Just found the porn this stillshot is fromOriginally posted by vadertt View PostWould bang the shit out of Tasia though!
Originally posted by talismanOriginally posted by AdamLXOriginally posted by BroncojohnnyOriginally posted by 80coupeOriginally posted by Rick ModenaOriginally posted by JesterComment
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lol, to quote my ol' buddy Mo'... Chris knows him...Originally posted by Frank View Post
"9 to 99, blind, cripple, or crazy"Comment
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Originally posted by talismanOriginally posted by AdamLXOriginally posted by BroncojohnnyOriginally posted by 80coupeOriginally posted by Rick ModenaOriginally posted by JesterComment
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post it in the nsfw section and link it hereOriginally posted by idrivea4banger View PostJust found the porn this stillshot is fromComment
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Originally posted by talismanOriginally posted by AdamLXOriginally posted by BroncojohnnyOriginally posted by 80coupeOriginally posted by Rick ModenaOriginally posted by JesterComment
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Yeah... I'm probably gonna have to go rub one out now. But I'm going to see if I can hold off till tomorrow because I jacked off last night. FUcKING DECISIONS MAN!Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View PostComment
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^lol @ Jeff!DedComment
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