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[Snatch Napkin]

I wouldn't take as long, but it REALLY gets stuck 18 years later.

[Treasure Chest]

I wouldn't take as long, but it REALLY gets stuck 18 years later.

That's probably not the best method to use to make it longer.

[Forever_frost]

My showers tend to run about 30 minutes or so, depending on if Andrew Wilkow has an interesting liberal on

[Treasure Chest]

My showers tend to run about 30 minutes or so, depending on if Andrew Wilkow has an interesting liberal on

Liberals do it for you, huh? :-p

[forbes]

My showers tend to run about 30 minutes or so, depending on if Andrew Wilkow has an interesting liberal on

try morning sex... it will save you water lol

[forbes]

I have no memory of doing that, naturally, but I do recall what happened when I put my pre-pubescent ding-a-ling in a conditioner bottle. At a very young I realized that things grow and can't come out of something that it went into. Then I realized it felt great!
Later that week, my father bitched about buying so much conditioner.

its always the conditioner... keeps the pubs silky smooth lol

[Treasure Chest]

its always the conditioner... keeps the pubs silky smooth lol

I just switched to a tea tree oil shampoo and conditioner. That'll be a rude awakening for them.

[Snatch Napkin]

its always the conditioner... keeps the pubs silky smooth lol

Fucking trooooofeses!!!!


Fuck some tea tree oil shampoo. I learned about it long ago. A light, very fucking light, coating on the balls and taint go very well, though. ;-D

[Cobraman]

Fucking trooooofeses!!!!


Fuck some tea tree oil shampoo. I learned about it long ago. A light, very fucking light, coating on the balls and taint go very well, though. ;-D

You should try gojo. It's wonderful. Especially if you enjoy friction!

[Binky]

Try a peppermint infused bodywash... Like fuckin aftershave. And it gets worse with time.

[Snatch Napkin]

I got $20 that says you've both had a circumcision. That shit is fucking intense.

[Treasure Chest]

You should try gojo. It's wonderful. Especially if you enjoy friction!

I could have gone the rest of my life without this knowledge....

[forbes]

i know this sounds fucked up.. but it is funny....
take red food coloring and pour in the top of the bottle....
it will stain his hands and other areas and you can always play it off as if the sister did it... the other great one is icy hot....

[Treasure Chest]

i know this sounds fucked up.. but it is funny....
take red food coloring and pour in the top of the bottle....
it will stain his hands and other areas and you can always play it off as if the sister did it... the other great one is icy hot....

Fuck that. It's $30 conditioner!!!

[Snatch Napkin]

i know this sounds fucked up.. but it is funny....
take red food coloring and pour in the top of the bottle....
it will stain his hands and other areas and you can always play it off as if the sister did it... the other great one is icy hot....

I've had a fucked up childhood, but how does a sister get thrown in the mix??!??