Ever been kicked in the balls?

[talisman]

Hey, I kicked you once, and that was all about trajectory and height! Leah kneed you after what you said to her mom!

[talisman]

LOL, Eric must love the nut.

I was laid back on the couch with my right ankle on my left knee. Brent was strolling up and decided to kick my foot, which slightly elevated it off my knee, and as a reflex, I kicked my right leg out and caught him directly in the marbles. I thought it was funny until I remembered he had just had a vasectomy. Then it was only about 60% funny..

[bcoop]

Leah kneed you after what you said to her mom!

I didn't say anything to her mom. I stole her phone and vividly professed her love for me on her facebook page. Which prompted a phone call from her mother, asking what the fuck was going on.

[clevelandkid]

[sspstang]

I paid Ike, Dumpycapri's son a dollar to kick dammitsteve in the balls, it was humorous.

[stevo]

I paid Ike, Dumpycapri's son a dollar to kick dammitsteve in the balls, it was humorous.

I would have gave him a $20 and grabbed the camera.

Stevo

[sspstang]

I would have gave him a $20 and grabbed the camera.

Stevo

That is twenty hot wheels lol.

[SSMAN]

Have not been kicked. But took about 4 quick upper cuts to the balls in a fight one time. Found out it really pissed me off, also found out that you really start feeling it about 20 minutes later. I thought I was going to throw up.

[80coupe]

I paid Ike, Dumpycapri's son a dollar to kick dammitsteve in the balls, it was humorous.

He just took your money, cause his a PIIIIIIMP

[Tyrone Biggums]

Never been kicked intentionally, but slipped off the bike pedal a couple of times as a kid and smashed them pretty good on the frame. Nothing like hauling ass down the street trying not to lose it completely and eat total shit while balancing yourself, crotch first, on the frame of your bike in near vomit inducing pain. I'll bet most boys have that happen at least twice in their lives.

Also, in my skateboarding days, I've had a couple of hand rails and launches go awry which resulted in either a vertical deck to gems or a hand rail straddle.

[propellerhead]

I did Tae-kwon-do for two years in college. The cups only help when grazed. Direct hits to your groin when you have your foot near their face hurt like hell.

[jw33]

The hardest nut shot I ever took was about 25 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday. I was at some kids birthday party from elementary school and we were all piling into one of the cars to go to Chuck-e-Cheese or the Showbiz pizza place. The passenger side door was locked and another kid jumped in on the drivers side and opened the passenger side door from the inside. It was a red older late 70's Thunderbird with the doors that are about a mile long. It was a windy day and I was standing in just the right spot where the door reaches top speed before hitting the limits of the hinge. It hit me in the nuts so hard I saw stars and it made me sick. It felt like my balls and dick crawled up in my throat and swelled up to five times there normal size. I walked it off, but it was pretty damn brutal.

[johnny--2k]

can't say that i have. I've taken a hit to the nuts before (fuckin around with friends at the bar, a game of drunken "bag tag" ensues, and shit goes too far...), but never a full on kick.

[71chevellejohn]

Bicycle accident - After riding down into a steep drainage ditch and jumping up on the short side. The bike got stuck on a rut briefly. Balls went right into where the handlebars pivot. The momentum made me rotate forward into a superman-like position. Bike kept rolling another 20-30ft. until I was able to crash and lay there for a minute, sobbing uncontrollably.

That was not a super day.

[NTexas_V-Star]

I got kicked in the nuts in a fight back in junior high. Fucker kicked me so hard, I blacked out. When I came too, I was in pain, but relatively fine.

Until the next day.


I couldn't stand up straight without my vision starting to black out, and waves of intense, vomit inducing pain washing over me. Went to the hospital, they did an ultrasound, and it turned out my left nut had gotten the vein wrapped around it as a result of the kick, and it had tightened.

So, they put me under, cut open the coin purse, and untangled that mess.


I got to miss school for two days, and was sore for about a month. The fucker that kicked me got his ass beat by a friend of mine while I was in the hospital, and ended up quitting the football team whenever I got back and would lay him out every chance I got in practice.