Our 5 year old is just at nut height so when he likes to run up and hit me he'll sometimes get the jewels, then I have to resist the urge to choke the life out of him for a bit. He got hit in the junk by one of the other kids at school recently and he's starting to be more careful after that, lol.
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i have had it happen twice in my life. first time i was in the 6th grade and we were playing baseball the school bully came up with no warning kicked me right in the nuts and without thinking i clocked him on the side of the head with a bat. and the last time was a few weeks ago my step son was fucking around and as i was walking in to the room he landed a kick right down their so hard my ball retreated inside for about a hour. not before i lit his ass up.
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Originally posted by Blackout View Posti have had it happen twice in my life. first time i was in the 6th grade and we were playing baseball the school bully came up with no warning kicked me right in the nuts and without thinking i clocked him on the side of the head with a bat. and the last time was a few weeks ago my step son was fucking around and as i was walking in to the room he landed a kick right down their so hard my ball retreated inside for about a hour. not before i lit his ass up."When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
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Originally posted by 0 GT 2 View PostDid you drop the cake?"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
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back in high school a girl kicked me in the nuts and I immediately kicked her in the pussy so hard I felt her pelvic bone. took her to her knees and the teacher (male) said "well, you're even now". my 4 yr old gets me every now and then but not hard enough to take me down.
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I was hitting in the cage one day, fouled one of those yellow dippled balls straight into the ground, and it came back up the leg of my shorts into my nuts. It was summer, hot outside, and my nuts were hanging down low. The bat was the only thing that kept me from falling down. My girl got a kick out of it, especially when I started to gag. Good times.
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While playing soccer i got kicked once but I must say that didn't hurt as much as when one time wife and I were playing around and she tapped them, I remember falling and coughing and nearly throwing up,
I taught I was going to kill her till I got up minutes later to find her cring near bawling and couldn't help but laugh
But yeah a tap hurt more
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Originally posted by FullSizeMike View PostI was hitting in the cage one day, fouled one of those yellow dippled balls straight into the ground, and it came back up the leg of my shorts into my nuts. It was summer, hot outside, and my nuts were hanging down low. The bat was the only thing that kept me from falling down. My girl got a kick out of it, especially when I started to gag. Good times.
Originally posted by junior View PostWhile playing soccer i got kicked once but I must say that didn't hurt as much as when one time wife and I were playing around and she tapped them, I remember falling and coughing and nearly throwing up,
I taught I was going to kill her till I got up minutes later to find her cring near bawling and couldn't help but laugh
But yeah a tap hurt more"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
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Originally posted by junior View PostWhile playing soccer i got kicked once but I must say that didn't hurt as much as when one time wife and I were playing around and she tapped them, I remember falling and coughing and nearly throwing up,
I taught I was going to kill her till I got up minutes later to find her cring near bawling and couldn't help but laugh
But yeah a tap hurt more
StevoOriginally posted by SSMAN...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.
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Happens way too often. When I was a kid, I called a girl a name, and she racked me with a safety patrol flag. Learned at a young age not to piss a woman off when she was holding something that could be used as a weapon.
Played soccer my whole life, many incidents there.
Last year I got a vasectomy. Which already makes you feel like someone kicked you in the nuts, but it doesn't go away for a fucking month. Well, doc said I would be good to go 2 weeks after, and could resume sexual activity. Two weeks to the day, I nailed a chick. Things got a little wild, my balls slapped her at the wrong angle or something. Ended up making it to the bathroom just in time to puke in the toilet.
The kids accidentally kick/hit me in the nuts on a regular basis. Eric kicked me in the nuts twice at the last halloween party.Originally posted by BradMBut, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.Originally posted by LeahIn other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.
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Originally posted by bcoop View PostHappens way too often. When I was a kid, I called a girl a name, and she racked me with a safety patrol flag. Learned at a young age not to piss a woman off when she was holding something that could be used as a weapon.
Played soccer my whole life, many incidents there.
Last year I got a vasectomy. Which already makes you feel like someone kicked you in the nuts, but it doesn't go away for a fucking month. Well, doc said I would be good to go 2 weeks after, and could resume sexual activity. Two weeks to the day, I nailed a chick. Things got a little wild, my balls slapped her at the wrong angle or something. Ended up making it to the bathroom just in time to puke in the toilet.
The kids accidentally kick/hit me in the nuts on a regular basis. Eric kicked me in the nuts twice at the last halloween party."When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler
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