Ever been kicked in the balls?

[Wicked98Snake]

Our 5 year old is just at nut height so when he likes to run up and hit me he'll sometimes get the jewels, then I have to resist the urge to choke the life out of him for a bit. He got hit in the junk by one of the other kids at school recently and he's starting to be more careful after that, lol.

[downshift_me]

I can honestly say that I have not.

[Blackout]

i have had it happen twice in my life. first time i was in the 6th grade and we were playing baseball the school bully came up with no warning kicked me right in the nuts and without thinking i clocked him on the side of the head with a bat. and the last time was a few weeks ago my step son was fucking around and as i was walking in to the room he landed a kick right down their so hard my ball retreated inside for about a hour. not before i lit his ass up.

[CJ]

i have had it happen twice in my life. first time i was in the 6th grade and we were playing baseball the school bully came up with no warning kicked me right in the nuts and without thinking i clocked him on the side of the head with a bat. and the last time was a few weeks ago my step son was fucking around and as i was walking in to the room he landed a kick right down their so hard my ball retreated inside for about a hour. not before i lit his ass up.

lol

[0 GT 2]

Did you drop the cake?

[CJ]

Did you drop the cake?

Priorities my friend, always protect the food.

[Saleen781]

back in high school a girl kicked me in the nuts and I immediately kicked her in the pussy so hard I felt her pelvic bone. took her to her knees and the teacher (male) said "well, you're even now". my 4 yr old gets me every now and then but not hard enough to take me down.

[Ratt]

I don't think anyone has intentionally or maliciously hit me in the wedding tackle. I have, however, been in many a bike accident where they've taken a beating.

[FullSizeMike]

I was hitting in the cage one day, fouled one of those yellow dippled balls straight into the ground, and it came back up the leg of my shorts into my nuts. It was summer, hot outside, and my nuts were hanging down low. The bat was the only thing that kept me from falling down. My girl got a kick out of it, especially when I started to gag. Good times.

[junior]

While playing soccer i got kicked once but I must say that didn't hurt as much as when one time wife and I were playing around and she tapped them, I remember falling and coughing and nearly throwing up,

I taught I was going to kill her till I got up minutes later to find her cring near bawling and couldn't help but laugh

But yeah a tap hurt more

[CJ]

I was hitting in the cage one day, fouled one of those yellow dippled balls straight into the ground, and it came back up the leg of my shorts into my nuts. It was summer, hot outside, and my nuts were hanging down low. The bat was the only thing that kept me from falling down. My girl got a kick out of it, especially when I started to gag. Good times.

I've always been concerned with that exact incident occurring when I'm locked in there with the machine.

While playing soccer i got kicked once but I must say that didn't hurt as much as when one time wife and I were playing around and she tapped them, I remember falling and coughing and nearly throwing up,

I taught I was going to kill her till I got up minutes later to find her cring near bawling and couldn't help but laugh

But yeah a tap hurt more

I've never barfed from a nut shot, and I'm curious if anyone actually has - certainly felt the sensation though.

[stevo]

While playing soccer i got kicked once but I must say that didn't hurt as much as when one time wife and I were playing around and she tapped them, I remember falling and coughing and nearly throwing up,

I taught I was going to kill her till I got up minutes later to find her cring near bawling and couldn't help but laugh

But yeah a tap hurt more

Graze nuts @1:00



Stevo

[A_A_G]

Ive gotten hit a few times by accident by the gf (or so she says) but not a full blown kick to the balls. It was quite painful, I cant imagine the pain of a full blown kick to the jewels.

[bcoop]

Happens way too often. When I was a kid, I called a girl a name, and she racked me with a safety patrol flag. Learned at a young age not to piss a woman off when she was holding something that could be used as a weapon.

Played soccer my whole life, many incidents there.

Last year I got a vasectomy. Which already makes you feel like someone kicked you in the nuts, but it doesn't go away for a fucking month. Well, doc said I would be good to go 2 weeks after, and could resume sexual activity. Two weeks to the day, I nailed a chick. Things got a little wild, my balls slapped her at the wrong angle or something. Ended up making it to the bathroom just in time to puke in the toilet.

The kids accidentally kick/hit me in the nuts on a regular basis. Eric kicked me in the nuts twice at the last halloween party.

[CJ]

Happens way too often. When I was a kid, I called a girl a name, and she racked me with a safety patrol flag. Learned at a young age not to piss a woman off when she was holding something that could be used as a weapon.

Played soccer my whole life, many incidents there.

Last year I got a vasectomy. Which already makes you feel like someone kicked you in the nuts, but it doesn't go away for a fucking month. Well, doc said I would be good to go 2 weeks after, and could resume sexual activity. Two weeks to the day, I nailed a chick. Things got a little wild, my balls slapped her at the wrong angle or something. Ended up making it to the bathroom just in time to puke in the toilet.

The kids accidentally kick/hit me in the nuts on a regular basis. Eric kicked me in the nuts twice at the last halloween party.

LOL, Eric must love the nut.