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Just curious to hear some stories about getting it in the jewels. I couldn't help but get reminded of an ex that handed me my birthday cake in front of my roomates (Mach1 & Kyle) and then kicked me square in the balls for no reason at all (still to this day I have no idea wtf happened there). Needless to say it was pretty enlightening. Any good stories out there?
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I got "slapped" in the balls once.Originally posted by Cmarsh93z -
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My son has done it as I pick him up. It isn't a full kick, but sometimes, even that slightest tap hurts.Comment
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That bitch was crazy! I do remember that and I still have no fucking clue as to why she did it. No warning, nothing, and then WHAM!!!! Happy birthday!
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There woulda been a dead bitch for that one.
One time I was playing soccer and got kicked so fucking hard in the balls, I think I passed out momentarily.
Fuck that.Comment
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That broad would have worn the cake and then found herself outside by the curb for that crap.Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View PostComment
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Surely you asked her why she did that afterwards? What was her response?Comment
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Well, I'm sure everyone here is aware of the short 4-5 second retaliation window one experiences when being smashed in the rocks. I spent that time trying to understand what just happened. I honestly do not think there was any explanation, she just did it. That bitch was nuts.Originally posted by talisman View Post"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser TytlerComment
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not kicked, i got caught when i tried to hurdle a line drive while running 2nd to 3rd. it knocked me down i hopped up to continue to 3rd and promptly fell right back down. i like to think it possibly stunted my penile growth and it really isnt supposed to be this small.
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Brent took multiple shots to the balls at the last Halloween party. lulzComment
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I laughed out loud.Originally posted by ELVIS View Post"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser TytlerComment
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Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
Fuck that. I never forget. There will be retaliation if anyone takes a shot at my backup singers. It might be hours later. Ask Levi.Comment
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