Ever been kicked in the balls?

[kingjason]

Bicycle accident - After riding down into a steep drainage ditch and jumping up on the short side. The bike got stuck on a rut briefly. Balls went right into where the handlebars pivot. The momentum made me rotate forward into a superman-like position. Bike kept rolling another 20-30ft. until I was able to crash and lay there for a minute, sobbing uncontrollably.

That was not a super day.

You just beat me to this one. I am sure everyone that had a BMX bike took a ride on the bar at some point. I called a girl the word that rhymes with punt in the 8th grade and she didnt even hesitate when she tried to punt my sack.

The goof balls I work with thought it would be funny to walk by people and kinda pop them with the back of thier hands. This went on for a month and some of us guys had warned them it was going to be escalated to the next level if they hit us. The main instigator ended up getting punched in the sack by me, then my buddy hit him again hard about an hour later, and finally at the end of shift I came up behind him with my ASP while he was signing something on a desk and swung for the moon. It was a perfect shot and he hit the ground. Needless to say a truce was called the next morning.

[Forever_frost]

We were doing the trainup to Iraq and were talking about how to test to see if someone was playing possum or was really dead. I (like always) was the test subject and my 250 pound, Ranger tabbed E6 came running up and dropped a knee in my nuts. When I folded up and puked everywhere I heard him say

"Guys, when they're dead, they won't do that, but if they are alive, you'll get that reaction every time."

I got the rest of the day off and a 6 pack of Bud for it

[idrivea4banger]

My 4yo nephew calls it final punch, he's gotten me good. He also has a habit of running up to me when I get home from work and putting up his arms as to hug me but ends up elbowing me at the last second.

[03trubluGT]

Well, I'm sure everyone here is aware of the short 4-5 second retaliation window one experiences when being smashed in the rocks. I spent that time trying to understand what just happened. I honestly do not think there was any explanation, she just did it. That bitch was nuts.

But the sex was good, right?

[CJ]

But the sex was good, right?

Ridiculous ... She was a pretty cute red head. She like showing truckers her tits when I had the roof off the vette. She was too crazy for me.

[Baron Von Crowder]

I got popped once by an accident by a guy I played on the golf team with. He was looking at a new driver another guy just got, an he didn't see me walk up to the side of him.

I couldn't even talk for about 5 mins, and then once I could move, I cracked a joke about teeing them up for him next time, and lots of jokes flowed. It hurt for about 3 days.

[slowyellow]

It might be hours later.

Fuck hours man. One time on the boat (Submarine) we were standing in the chow line and a guy full on back handed me for no damn reason in the junk. Once I came to, I made sure to tell him to watch his back and remember this. I will get you back...

Fast forward about 3 weeks later, after many instances of him turning around or just seeing me and realizing how close I was without hitting him, he was actually begging me to hit him in the balls and get it over with. Finally I full on slapped him in the junk so hard that he puked. Right after he puked, he said thank you, lol.

He never hit me in the junk again.

[CJ-95GT]

I knew this kid back in grade school that got stitches on his sack. He jumped on another boys back that happened to have a pencil sticking up in his back pocket.

[CJ]

I could never in good conscience kick another dude in the sack.

[idrivea4banger]

I knew this kid back in grade school that got stitches on his sack. He jumped on another boys back that happened to have a pencil sticking up in his back pocket.

My ball sack shrivelled up while reading this.

[mstng86]

I could never in good conscience kick another dude in the sack.

Even Majorhomoage? or Crapstang?

[f0ur sixer]

Many of times on my bicycle. Pedaling as hard as I could and the chain would fly off..down I go onto the top bar. And of course I would be hauling ass so crashing into the concrete, and racking my chin on the handle bars didn't make it any easier to deal with.

[Vertnut]

Got inadvertently stomped on the balls in a high school football game. Twisted a testicle, and swelled up really big (not bragging). When they went in, blood had accumulated inside the sac. I think it made it hard for us to have kids years later.

[futant]

my friend wrecked a TL1000 and dented the tank with his nuts.
didn't think it was possible to dent a steel tank , but they had a picture of it and everything.
Dude wasn't able to practically walk for weeks, and ball pain for months.

DEFINITELY the worst I've ever heard of. I still say he has 'balls of steel' (in duke nukem voice)

[Forever_frost]

My wife's uncle was racing a motorcycle and had an accident and took off the gas cap of the bike with his nuts, taking his nuts off too.