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I know you're out there, there's a lot of you....
Yes you, the one operating the motor vehicle at 75 mph propping up a cell phone with your shoulder against your ear and gesticulating the importance of your mother's anal leakage with one or both of your hands...
Yes you, the fucking texter blowing through a red light cause you HAD to respond to that funny pic sent to you by looking down and typing LOL instead of fucking paying attention.
And yes you, the annoying self important asshole who has to enunciate your entire conversation to the entire world (who doesn't give a shit) via your all too-cool bluetooth hands-free headset.
And yes, you douche nozzle, your all important call will be disconnected when the elevator doors close....
Callling out "Are you there?" to an elevator full of annoyed people does not help the signal penetrate inside the elevator.
Sometimes I hate the fucking 21st century.....
Yes you, the one operating the motor vehicle at 75 mph propping up a cell phone with your shoulder against your ear and gesticulating the importance of your mother's anal leakage with one or both of your hands...
Yes you, the fucking texter blowing through a red light cause you HAD to respond to that funny pic sent to you by looking down and typing LOL instead of fucking paying attention.
And yes you, the annoying self important asshole who has to enunciate your entire conversation to the entire world (who doesn't give a shit) via your all too-cool bluetooth hands-free headset.
And yes, you douche nozzle, your all important call will be disconnected when the elevator doors close....
Callling out "Are you there?" to an elevator full of annoyed people does not help the signal penetrate inside the elevator.
Sometimes I hate the fucking 21st century.....
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