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  • #16
    Originally posted by Jester View Post


    Her favorite question is "why?" answer it and it leads to more whys.
    She should be a detective or management.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Jester View Post


      Her favorite question is "why?" answer it and it leads to more whys.
      that with "are we there yet" on the monthly drive to H-town is almost enough to make me drive off a bridge! esp. after the Icee and gummi bear stop at buckees.

      god bless.
      It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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      • #18
        Gettin' in pretty deep, eh?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
          that with "are we there yet" on the monthly drive to H-town is almost enough to make me drive off a bridge! esp. after the Icee and gummi bear stop at buckees.

          god bless.
          You stop at Buckee's and all you can score him is an icee and some gummi bears? I hope he hites you with a "are we there yet" every 5 minutes from now on.

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          • #20
            So every time I see a Jester thread about what he's doing during the day, I remember the one from Canada where he was going to try and masturbate like 15 times in one day at work. Hope that isn't the case here.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by talisman View Post
              Gettin' in pretty deep, eh?
              That's what she said.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by juiceweezl View Post
                So every time I see a Jester thread about what he's doing during the day, I remember the one from Canada where he was going to try and masturbate like 15 times in one day at work. Hope that isn't the case here.
                He has run out of ideas since She-ra isn't around to try and feed his "mcrib" to.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by talisman View Post
                  Gettin' in pretty deep, eh?
                  lol, yeah.

                  Well, break dancing no longer held her attention so she put on Bratz.....I have no idea what this show is, but she immediately became quiet. She knows how to work Netflix on my PS3.

                  I'm unable to see my kids right now because of all the crap the ex is pulling with this divorce, so it really has been awesome getting to know her. I have 2 boys and never wanted girls, but it is pretty bitching getting to know her. She is 100% princess......and her bday is in 2 weeks.....pink bb gun for the win.
                  May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                  Semper Fi

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by juiceweezl View Post
                    So every time I see a Jester thread about what he's doing during the day, I remember the one from Canada where he was going to try and masturbate like 15 times in one day at work. Hope that isn't the case here.
                    I think I had made it to 9 that day. That was hard....hehehehe hard.

                    I miss She Ra, Ted. She was fun.....and cute.
                    May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                    Semper Fi

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                    • #25
                      I miss Sheila too. She was a viciously underhanded little sociopath. She was awesome.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by talisman View Post
                        I miss Sheila too. She was a viciously underhanded little sociopath. She was awesome.
                        It was so much fun to watch her fucking shred someone!
                        May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                        Semper Fi

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                        • #27
                          Okay, wtf is going on in Bratz? A girl is running round and round with a running round and round song in the background and she keeps goign down castle stairs....round and round....with a fucking frog hanging on to her and giving her advice.

                          It's like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas for kids.

                          And the whole time, Evan, is giving me a play by play on what is happening.
                          May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                          Semper Fi

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Jester View Post
                            Okay, wtf is going on in Bratz? A girl is running round and round with a running round and round song in the background and she keeps goign down castle stairs....round and round....with a fucking frog hanging on to her and giving her advice.

                            It's like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas for kids.

                            And the whole time, Evan, is giving me a play by play on what is happening.
                            It's effin' trash and is inappropriate for a 4 yr old. She should be sticking with Dora and Yo Gabba Gabba.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                              It's effin' trash and is inappropriate for a 4 yr old. She should be sticking with Dora and Yo Gabba Gabba.
                              WTF is yo gabba gabba.

                              I wanna grabba yo gabba gabba's!
                              May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                              Semper Fi

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                                It's effin' trash and is inappropriate for a 4 yr old.
                                Easy tiger....easy

                                You must explain, when guys take care of kids we have a more lax set of rules apparently...

                                <===has not watched Dora, Bratz or ya gabba grabba...whatever
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                                You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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