Let my girlfriend's 4 year old daughter skip school to hang out with me....

[mstng86]

holla and i'll show you how to pick up the black girls.

god bless.

Wear a nascar jacket and show them your unemployment check?

[Silverback]

Wear a nascar jacket and show them your unemployment check?

if you ain't got a dookie rope, nexk tattoo, and fly shell toes, you don't stand a chance.

[Jester]

i would never say someones opinion is worthless bro, the post reads of hurt, anger and bitterness. from your side of the story rightfully so. you got a shitty one the first go around. dont give the satisfaction of carrying around all that anger. i was just saying that with all that rage, i wouldnt want my kid around. as with most of us 99% is internet bravado and trying to get a laugh from the rest of us. i know that you are not sitting there fuming mad while you typed all that out. i should be in the H thursday eve. holla and i'll show you how to pick up the black girls.

god bless.

lmmfao......u like the blackberries, eh?

im not really fuming or mad at women. I am more mad at myself for falling for all of her bullshit. I mean, i got a pretty kickass new relationship out of it with an amazing little girl that thinks I am a superhero. I just try and throw alot out there for guys to think about. Girls have gotten it into their heads that a guy should be rich, have a great body, and give them 100% attention at all times and that we should just be happy that they talk to us.

Give you a perfect example: I was at a bar the other night with my girlfriend. We were having a drinks and were sitting at the bar and it started to get crowded , well, a girl walks right up beside me to order her drink from the bartender and i look over and say in a normal greeting "hey, how's it going?" She gives me the biggest go to hell look like she was thinking "why the fuck are you even talking to me?" I say the same thing to every single guy that orders a drink by my side all night and they all say "doin good man, how about you?" just a simple small greeting to be polite to my fellow human beings. that is all. So, just why in the fuck do so many girls act like this? I don't get it.

Even better, is every once in a great while you get a guy that pulls the saqme kind of response. I have had this happen a couple of times in the many times I have frequented a bar and I fucking LIVE for this shit to happen. Gives me a perfect chance to point out to him that he is a little bitch.........but, as we all know, if you ask a girl why she couldn't return a simple greeting, more than likely she will throw a fit and you have a bouncer that comes over and asks you why you are harrassing women. It is ridiculous. that is why I love my new girly......she actually asked me "wtf was her problem? A cute guy says hi to her and she is rude? oh and look honey, she and all her girlfriends(6 total) are all dressed the same....how cute!" I didnt notice htis until i turned around and holy shit! they are all wearing skin tight jeans, tucked into the tops of tall leather boots(I refer to them as Jedi boots) and are all wearing basically the same tops. Women confuse me.

[Jester]

We are watching Killer Clowns from Outer Space, now. She likes it. lol

[Nash B.]

that is why I love my new girly.

lolz.

[Jester]

lolz.

disclaimer: until she proves otherwise

[LS1Goat]

Isn't that pretty much how it really is? All girls are easy to handle(reasonably speaking) and get along with until they start puberty?

true.

[talisman]

Dude. Seriously. Put the brakes on. Remember when you said you should have listened to me 5 years ago? I'm not saying there is anything wrong with her, but putting all of her positives on here like a grocery list makes me what to choke the fuck out of you.

[Silverback]

Dude. Seriously. Put the brakes on. Remember when you said you should have listened to me 5 years ago? I'm not saying there is anything wrong with her, but putting all of her positives on here like a grocery list makes me what to choke the fuck out of you.

oh leave her alone, she's in love

[bcoop]

Women confuse me.

The first of 'about 9' posts, leading up to and including; Levi coming out of the closet.


I'm happy for you man, but slow your fucking codependent roll!

[talisman]

I'm happy for you man, but slow your fucking codependent roll!

Exactly.

[Jester]

Dude. Seriously. Put the brakes on. Remember when you said you should have listened to me 5 years ago? I'm not saying there is anything wrong with her, but putting all of her positives on here like a grocery list makes me what to choke the fuck out of you.

lol, oh dont worry, she has her crazy moments too. her voice gets higher and more piercing when she gets upset. It is like a knife in my spine.
She doesnt have much of a reaction to shit she really likes or is impressed by. it is weird. On the inside she is all "that is so fucking cool!" on the outside she is "thats cool."
She likes weird music......not bad music, really, just different. She introduced me to Mumford and Sons. Not my style, but not bad i guess.

she also doesnt understand why i dont want to go to one of her daughters friends bday parties and bitches at me when i say i dont want to go.

movies like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas kind of bore her. I am giggling like an idiot and she is staring at me like i am an idiot. lol

[LS1Goat]

No, women are just all fucking evil until they prove otherwise. My soon to be exwife has proven to be one of the most screwed up selfish person I have ever met. After feeding, clothing, and sheltering her for 13 years......giving her 2 beautiful children and busted my ass to make sure she got an education while the entire time she was lying to me and playing me like a fucking fiddle.

Now, with that said, I am enjoying my new girly very much. She has a great career, rubs my back whenever I need it, and is not leaching off of me. She happily goes to work and works toward a future for both of us. she chases me for sex(im 7 years older) and kills badguys on MW3 while sharing a beer or bottle of wine. She buys me brand new boots for my bday because she knows the Marines fucked up my feet........wife never gave a shit about and bitched about me spending my own money to make them feel better. Oh, and for the very first time in my life, I had a woman actually take me out to an amazing dinner on my bday and drop a couple hundred bucks.

So, I do not hate all women. I just hate the evil manipulative cunts that have nothign to offer the world other than pussy......and they seem to think they own the only pussy. It just seems the majority of the women I have come across are lazy cunts that expect a man to provide them with everything and be their slave. Fuck that shit I want equality. real equality. Get your ass up to the front lines and catch some fucking bullets for once. Just don't act all high and mighty and bitchy when you really have nothing to offer the world other than a pretty face, pussy, and a blowjob. That is why I respect hookers. They are honest. They tell the world "hey, I cant do shit else, so I am gonna suck you and fuck you and make my money." Atleast they are honest.

like i said, my post was not meant as an insult - just an observation. i hear what you're saying. understandable from your point of view.

Levi, don't feed the animals, what the fuck is wrong with you? ...wasting a long winded reply on the the guy that since he dropped out of being an EMT, now fancies himself as some retarded pop psychologist instead of scouring Wikipedia to solve the medical problems of the Internet.

cute. as i've said many times in the past, i "dropped out" from being a paramedic due to incident ptsd and i did so as it was affecting my ability to properly render patient care in an objective manner. it was a questions of medical ethics, so i retired my patch on general principle.

carry on.

[Jester]

I'm happy for you man, but slow your fucking codependent roll!

not codependent, just enjoying the ride. I got a new car and it is so much better than my old car.......it will either remain a faithful wonderful car or it will be replaced with a newer model.

[talisman]

lol, oh dont worry, she has her crazy moments too. her voice gets higher and more piercing when she gets upset. It is like a knife in my spine.
She doesnt have much of a reaction to shit she really likes or is impressed by. it is weird. On the inside she is all "that is so fucking cool!" on the outside she is "thats cool."
She likes weird music......not bad music, really, just different. She introduced me to Mumford and Sons. Not my style, but not bad i guess.

she also doesnt understand why i dont want to go to one of her daughters friends bday parties and bitches at me when i say i dont want to go.

movies like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas kind of bore her. I am giggling like an idiot and she is staring at me like i am an idiot. lol

You are an idiot. It's one of the likable things about you; you being so affable about it. For the love of satan, quit telling us about this woman. You realize you're just setting her up to analyzed in overdrive by the rest of us when we finally meet her, right? It will be Seinfeldian.