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  • #46
    Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
    What if you have a daughter?
    Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
    I already have one, but if i have a daughter...
    my brain hurts

    god bless.
    It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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    • #47
      Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
      my brain hurts

      god bless.
      LMGDAO. I need to go to bed.

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      • #48
        not an insult, merely an observation. it looks like you went through a bitter break up, twice. perhaps, a bit of a misogynist as a result. understandable being that it's fresh in your mind. so, basically what i'm seeing here is that for you girls are all good until they grow tits.

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        • #49
          You sure are needy, Levi.
          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
          HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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          • #50
            Originally posted by LS1Goat View Post
            not an insult, merely an observation. it looks like you went through a bitter break up, twice. perhaps, a bit of a misogynist as a result. understandable being that it's fresh in your mind. so, basically what i'm seeing here is that for you girls are all good until they grow tits.
            Isn't that pretty much how it really is? All girls are easy to handle(reasonably speaking) and get along with until they start puberty?

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            • #51
              Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
              Isn't that pretty much how it really is? All girls are easy to handle(reasonably speaking) and get along with until they start puberty?
              Hi I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC...... why dont you have a seat over there..............

              god bless.
              It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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              • #52
                Originally posted by LS1Goat View Post
                not an insult, merely an observation. it looks like you went through a bitter break up, twice. perhaps, a bit of a misogynist as a result. understandable being that it's fresh in your mind. so, basically what i'm seeing here is that for you girls are all good until they grow tits.

                You're so eager to use that word misogynist. Was it on one of those daily word calendars awhile back or something?

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
                  Isn't that pretty much how it really is? All girls are easy to handle(reasonably speaking) and get along with until they start puberty?
                  I agree with this
                  Originally posted by Sean88gt
                  You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                  Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                  You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                    Hi I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC...... why dont you have a seat over there..............

                    god bless.
                    I knew that sounded funky. I meant in a general sense. He is just trying to tear apart Jesters psyche without knowing any facts about his situation.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by talisman View Post
                      Show her the movie Alien and tell her if she misbehaves that thing will jump out of her stomach. Enjoy the silence.
                      Shit, my 4yo nephew loves Alien. Actually he likes watching all scary movies with me. We've gone through all the old school movies. He even made it through Child's Play up until the last few minutes where his charred body is crawling without his head. He grabbed the control and changed it.
                      Originally posted by talisman
                      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                      Originally posted by AdamLX
                      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                      Because fuck you, that's why
                      Originally posted by 80coupe
                      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                      Originally posted by Rick Modena
                      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                      Originally posted by Jester
                      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by LS1Goat View Post
                        not an insult, merely an observation. it looks like you went through a bitter break up, twice. perhaps, a bit of a misogynist as a result. understandable being that it's fresh in your mind. so, basically what i'm seeing here is that for you girls are all good until they grow tits.
                        Hey Dr. Google, everyone is born with "tits". Girls don't grow tits, their tits grow.

                        FYI

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                          Hey Dr. Google, everyone is born with "tits". Girls don't grow tits, their tits grow.

                          FYI
                          He has beer tits.
                          Originally posted by talisman
                          I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                          Originally posted by AdamLX
                          If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                          Because fuck you, that's why
                          Originally posted by 80coupe
                          nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                          Originally posted by Rick Modena
                          ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                          Originally posted by Jester
                          Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by LS1Goat View Post
                            not an insult, merely an observation. it looks like you went through a bitter break up, twice. perhaps, a bit of a misogynist as a result. understandable being that it's fresh in your mind. so, basically what i'm seeing here is that for you girls are all good until they grow tits.
                            No, women are just all fucking evil until they prove otherwise. My soon to be exwife has proven to be one of the most screwed up selfish person I have ever met. After feeding, clothing, and sheltering her for 13 years......giving her 2 beautiful children and busted my ass to make sure she got an education while the entire time she was lying to me and playing me like a fucking fiddle.

                            Now, with that said, I am enjoying my new girly very much. She has a great career, rubs my back whenever I need it, and is not leaching off of me. She happily goes to work and works toward a future for both of us. she chases me for sex(im 7 years older) and kills badguys on MW3 while sharing a beer or bottle of wine. She buys me brand new boots for my bday because she knows the Marines fucked up my feet........wife never gave a shit about and bitched about me spending my own money to make them feel better. Oh, and for the very first time in my life, I had a woman actually take me out to an amazing dinner on my bday and drop a couple hundred bucks.

                            So, I do not hate all women. I just hate the evil manipulative cunts that have nothign to offer the world other than pussy......and they seem to think they own the only pussy. It just seems the majority of the women I have come across are lazy cunts that expect a man to provide them with everything and be their slave. Fuck that shit I want equality. real equality. Get your ass up to the front lines and catch some fucking bullets for once. Just don't act all high and mighty and bitchy when you really have nothing to offer the world other than a pretty face, pussy, and a blowjob. That is why I respect hookers. They are honest. They tell the world "hey, I cant do shit else, so I am gonna suck you and fuck you and make my money." Atleast they are honest.
                            May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
                            Semper Fi

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                            • #59
                              Sounds like you finally met the man of your dreams Levi... congrats

                              BTW that means you are the bitch in this relationship...

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Jester View Post
                                No, women are just all fucking evil until they prove otherwise. My soon to be exwife has proven to be one of the most screwed up selfish person I have ever met. After feeding, clothing, and sheltering her for 13 years......giving her 2 beautiful children and busted my ass to make sure she got an education while the entire time she was lying to me and playing me like a fucking fiddle.

                                Now, with that said, I am enjoying my new girly very much. She has a great career, rubs my back whenever I need it, and is not leaching off of me. She happily goes to work and works toward a future for both of us. she chases me for sex(im 7 years older) and kills badguys on MW3 while sharing a beer or bottle of wine. She buys me brand new boots for my bday because she knows the Marines fucked up my feet........wife never gave a shit about and bitched about me spending my own money to make them feel better. Oh, and for the very first time in my life, I had a woman actually take me out to an amazing dinner on my bday and drop a couple hundred bucks.

                                So, I do not hate all women. I just hate the evil manipulative cunts that have nothign to offer the world other than pussy......and they seem to think they own the only pussy. It just seems the majority of the women I have come across are lazy cunts that expect a man to provide them with everything and be their slave. Fuck that shit I want equality. real equality. Get your ass up to the front lines and catch some fucking bullets for once. Just don't act all high and mighty and bitchy when you really have nothing to offer the world other than a pretty face, pussy, and a blowjob. That is why I respect hookers. They are honest. They tell the world "hey, I cant do shit else, so I am gonna suck you and fuck you and make my money." Atleast they are honest.


                                Motherfucking Amen!!!!!!!
                                Originally posted by talisman
                                I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                                Originally posted by AdamLX
                                If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                                Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                                Because fuck you, that's why
                                Originally posted by 80coupe
                                nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                                Originally posted by Rick Modena
                                ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                                Originally posted by Jester
                                Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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