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  • #16
    Roofies.

    Everyone watch out for 1 armed, 1 legged guys hangin around your martini.
    .223 > 911

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    • #17
      Or 2nd thoughts after the fact.

      I did what??!? With that?!?!
      "Self-government won't work without self-discipline." - Paul Harvey

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums View Post
        Forrest does not discriminate when it comes to his gunt file.
        lol

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        • #19
          Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
          As a supervisor, I have a group of 11 guys that I oversee on dayshift patrol.

          Today I got this text (edited of course):


          We are working a rape. We have a named suspect. He has one arm and one leg. No kidding.
          Lmao..
          I'm assuming the suspect is black

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          • #20
            Originally posted by sosoe View Post
            Lmao..
            I'm assuming the suspect is black
            Oh boy.

            Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I727 using Tapatalk
            Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by propellerhead View Post
              Victim could've passed out.
              Perrish Cox is not an amputee.

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              • #22
                Shouldn't be too hard to find the suspect! LOL! He can't outrun you, and escape would be impossible if you cuff that good hand to the good leg!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Vertnut View Post
                  Shouldn't be too hard to find the suspect! LOL! He can't outrun you, and escape would be impossible if you cuff that good hand to the good leg!
                  How do you hand cuff a one arm individual?
                  Originally posted by Cmarsh93z
                  Don't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by 347Mike View Post
                    How do you hand cuff a one arm individual?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by 347Mike View Post
                      How do you hand cuff a one arm individual?
                      As I said in my post...to the good leg.

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                      • #26
                        In this case does the term rape mean that he did not pay the agreed upon amount after the deed was done?
                        Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Cooter View Post
                          Normally I am a heartless MFer to people that I don't know but this picture drags something out of me that I did not know was there anymore, pity.
                          Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                          • #28
                            Damn!
                            Give that motherfucker a job!!
                            He certainly possesses the 'can do' attitude.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                              As a supervisor, I have a group of 11 guys that I oversee on dayshift patrol.

                              Today I got this text (edited of course):


                              We are working a rape. We have a named suspect. He has one arm and one leg. No kidding.
                              Rape isn't funny, but now it is.
                              I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


                              Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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