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i need an attorney asap

03-01-2012, 03:10 PM

Fucking faulty gas nozzle at the Exxon gas station just spewed gas on me, ruined my clothes, burned my skin and is giving me raging headaches. Looking to Sue Exxon for 23Mm. Know a good one?
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Gtracer

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03-01-2012, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by 78X View Post

Fucking faulty gas nozzle at the Exxon gas station just spewed gas on me, ruined my clothes, burned my skin and is giving me raging headaches. Looking to Sue Exxon for 23Mm. Know a good one?

Check with Leah....lol

Originally posted by Sean88gt

You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.

Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.
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juiceweezl

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#3

03-01-2012, 03:23 PM

Fail.
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Alex

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#4

03-01-2012, 03:35 PM

Hehe
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MattB

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#5

03-01-2012, 03:49 PM

23 millimeters?
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BlackSnake

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#6

03-01-2012, 03:56 PM

A match will usually burn if off.
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Gear_Jammer

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#7

03-01-2012, 04:02 PM

Nope.
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idrivea4banger

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#8

03-01-2012, 04:03 PM

Weak

Originally posted by talisman

I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?

Originally posted by AdamLX

If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.

Originally posted by Broncojohnny

Because fuck you, that's why

Originally posted by 80coupe

nice dick, Idrivea4banger

Originally posted by Rick Modena

......and idrivea4banger is a real person.

Originally posted by Jester

Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.
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94form2000z

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03-01-2012, 05:29 PM

You should stick to the less burning spewing things you play with.
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03-01-2012, 06:09 PM

My best friends wife works for jim addler?

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Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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Trip McNeely

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#11

03-01-2012, 06:24 PM

Sounds like you need a Gynecologist for sandis vaginacus.
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scootro

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03-02-2012, 12:31 AM

i hope Leah has some tough skin this week! geesh...
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crapstang

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#13

03-02-2012, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by 78X View Post

Fucking faulty gas nozzle at the Exxon gas station just spewed gas on my face, ruined my clothes, burned my balls and is giving me raging boners. Looking to give exxon $50 for the good time. Know a good one?

what have you done??

Originally posted by Buzzo

Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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UserX

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#14

03-02-2012, 12:45 AM

Make sure you keep wearing the same clothes everyday! Don't change or wash them!
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idrivea4banger

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#15

03-02-2012, 12:59 AM

crapstang is crapping all over these threads.

Originally posted by talisman

I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?

Originally posted by AdamLX

If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.

Originally posted by Broncojohnny

Because fuck you, that's why

Originally posted by 80coupe

nice dick, Idrivea4banger

Originally posted by Rick Modena

......and idrivea4banger is a real person.

Originally posted by Jester

Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.
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